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Last night a chupacabra ate my left testicle.

 
 
paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:56 am
Sorry, I can't find it.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 12:36 pm
Gus! How wonderful! Thanks for sharing your good news!

I'm sure the square, green testicle won't affect your sex life in the slightest. I'm sure the women near your swamp have long since come to expect the strange and unusual from you.

Congratulations!
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 01:23 pm
You can always paint the other one green as well, dye your pubic hair and tell the girls its the latest fashion from New York ...
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 08:45 pm
There ya go...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 09:54 pm
nimh wrote:
You can always paint the other one green as well, dye your pubic hair and tell the girls its the latest fashion from New York ...


There goes my standing as the guy with the most original testicles in New York...
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 07:21 am
Gus, I'm so pleased for you! Very Happy So what if it's squarish, a bit squashed & the wrong colour! Better than NO left testicle to speak of, don't ya reckon?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 02:55 pm
Ach - he's a wuss. They don't NEED the left testicle, goddess knows...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 03:15 pm
Not only are you more f%#ked up than I am...but by at least tenfold.

Gus, next time you're talking to some chicks and they bring up they want to do naughty things to Santa, you throw on that Santa suit quicker than you guzzle a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon. I mean, it's red so the blood stains probably aren't that noticeable.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 10:53 am
No time is a bad time to consider sexual reassignment surgery.

Just putting that out there.
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