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Last night a chupacabra ate my left testicle.

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 01:54 pm
Oh, dear!

Not again Confused
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 05:56 pm
Yep - they DO only take the right testicle - I wonder if Gus had an enormous boil on his genitals, and the beast took that?

They DO eat carbuncles....
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 06:25 pm
Gus

Deepest commiserations at your sad loss. But I'm certain you'll overcome this setback... somehow ... They've made amazing advances in plastic surgery, transplants, implants, etc, these days. Maybe you should consider one or all of these? (Just trying to be constructive.)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 06:50 pm
Gus, I was talking about your situation with a couple of the guys in my "We Love Porn" club today, and a couple of them told me that there's a whole niche market in porn these days featuring men with disfigured genitalia.

You've got options, buddy. You've got options.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 07:22 pm
kickycan wrote:
Gus, I was talking about your situation with a couple of the guys in my "We Love Porn" club today, and a couple of them told me that there's a whole niche market in porn these days featuring men with disfigured genitalia.

You've got options, buddy. You've got options.


Who would play the chupacabra?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 07:23 pm
Who wouldn't!?!?
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 08:12 pm
OK, so I made the mistake of clicking little k's name and getting an overview of her last x posts.

I tell ya, I was taken aback a little when I saw where it said:

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Forum: Waggery.com / Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:23 am
Subject: Last night a chupacabra ate my left testicle.

Who wouldn't!?!?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 08:13 pm
HAHAHA!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 08:13 pm
Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2004 08:27 pm
Oh, and my condolences on the capybara of course, Gus.

Tis a sad thing to lose one's capybara at your age.

Or one's testicle, for that matter.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 10:24 am
msolga, always the concerned and compassionate one, wrote:
Deepest commiserations at your sad loss. But I'm certain you'll overcome this setback... somehow ... They've made amazing advances in plastic surgery, transplants, implants, etc, these days. Maybe you should consider one or all of these? (Just trying to be constructive.)



A funny thing happened. It grew back! I woke up this morning and reached down to scratch the remaining testicle and, to my surprise and delight, the other one had returned. A little misshapen perhaps, sort of squarish and the wrong color, but if I don't wear skin tights spandex coveralls who's gonna notice?

And if I get lucky down at the diner and bring some hot babe back home and she goes down and is confronted with a square green testicle? Tough! If she can't overcome such obstacles as that, then to hell with her.
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 10:32 am
Laughing Ripping good yarn, man.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 10:41 am
Regenerative organsÂ…amphibian's can grow new limbs...so could this be a possible side effect from living so close to the swamp?
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:13 am
I here tell that chpacabra's have a most unique way of reproducing.

Seems they rip the balls off of any stray animal they can find...and insert already fertilized eggs into the wounds. The eggs develops and feels to the stray animal like testicles...so they keep 'em warm...which incubates them.

Ain't that something.

Anybody else heard that?
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:14 am
Oh, Jeeezzz...Gus, I didn't read that last post of yours before posting my last post.

Just skip that post if you haven't read it. Nothing interesting there for you.

Jeezzzz.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:22 am
Frank Apisa wrote:
and insert already fertilized eggs into the wounds. The eggs develops and feels to the stray animal like testicles...so they keep 'em warm...which incubates them.


I saw a picture of a woman who came home from a vacation and (this is SO GROSS) found a rash on her breast, thought it would go away, 2 weeks later, she notices worms imbedded in her breast. It was disgusting. She needed plastic surgery to repair the damage.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:25 am
Disgusting, Paula? That sounds strangely erotic.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:27 am
Want to see it?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:34 am
paulaj wrote:
Want to see it?


absolutely...cool!!!! hehhehheh
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:36 am
It's a medical pic, I'll try and find it, hope I don't get in trouble. I'm going to delete it soon after, so watch for it. Be back.
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