msolga, always the concerned and compassionate one, wrote:Deepest commiserations at your sad loss. But I'm certain you'll overcome this setback... somehow ... They've made amazing advances in plastic surgery, transplants, implants, etc, these days. Maybe you should consider one or all of these? (Just trying to be constructive.)
A funny thing happened. It grew back! I woke up this morning and reached down to scratch the remaining testicle and, to my surprise and delight, the other one had returned. A little misshapen perhaps, sort of squarish and the wrong color, but if I don't wear skin tights spandex coveralls who's gonna notice?
And if I get lucky down at the diner and bring some hot babe back home and she goes down and is confronted with a square green testicle? Tough! If she can't overcome such obstacles as that, then to hell with her.
