How do I stir up the Cambridge Philosophy budget scoffers?

Lola:-

I know that.Some people walk to the North Pole.

The celibate has so,so much more to laugh at.

His opposite number (2.1 hits per month) is such a serious person and usually up to his neck in debt on top of the earache.

cel·i·bate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sl-bt)
n.
1. One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows.
2. One who is unmarried.

Ahhhhhhh, I see, you're going by the second one.

Spendius' "Old Boy" everybody laughs at celibates.

Excuse me asking Spendius "Old Boy" what do you do with it, you know, if you don't use it as nature intended it to be used, and as women demand it be used?

You see I am concerned about this, it seems ridiculous to me !

I get erections when I drop my pants for the nurse to give me an injection, can't help it! They always smile as well, must make them feel good!

Mathos, we are all really glad to hear you can get it up. Nurse fetishes are a bit infantile, but to each his own.

Piss off.

George:-

The injections are probably neat Viagra.

Have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous as Viagra.One might think that debasing craving for conjunction was bad enough when the biology forces it upon one but to seek to extend it when blessed relief has arrived in the form of surfeit or maturity is beyond the parameters of normality and to pay out good money to do so is on another level of parameters.Not to mention one knows not what pullulating round the arterial arrangements which,but could they speak,would be astonished.

The image of the chap with his pants round his ankles in erectile mode is one of the stock figures of certain types of comedy going right the way back to ancient Greece.I think Euripedes has a scene where a bunch of warriors in just such a state are rendered into putty at the hands of their female counterparts who could probably have had them stood on one leg whilst whistling the theme tune to Bridge Over The River Kwai had they thought of it.

I came across the "nurse" fetish once but I didn't pursue it so far in case it got a holdover me.

I saw a very elderly couple once on TV discussing the joys of Viagra and I fell off the sofa laughing.It was part of a campaign to get the Gov't to make the drug free on the NHS which was wisely resisted.

Mathos:-

These sorts of things do happen to me from time to time but I have found the cold tap comes in handy in order that I can avoid being easily taken advantage of.

Could you tell us all whether the beautifully realised scene you conjured took place under private health care or was it on the NHS with a queue of fellow erections impatiently waiting behind you.Does the nurse not give it a short,sharp smack?

Mathos:-

It could have been Sophocles.I'm not well up on Greek Tragedies.It was in that Lying Sister Trala thing.

Hey-how did you know the nurse was a lady.It might have been one of those chickswiwhatsits.Some of them look pretty good.One once confused Elliot Ness the famous Untouchable.An' he was a detective.

Oh.......
If Spendicus only could believe
Some fair Roses do not deceive
Oh the joys to be heldover
Are for roses more than stover

Livestock is livestock
Maybe so
But colly jock
Is the way to go


You're a fun guy Spendi, we all know. So why are you making this argument?

george,

This made me spontaneously laugh out loud. Your timing and cadence is perfect.

And may I ask: how many of you attend, or have attended, Cambridge University, Department of Philosophy in particular?

"Piss Off"


Yale education George ?

Gay leanings ?

Or !!!

Simple explanation , Yourself and Spendius, vegetarians ?

That could be the key.

We all need blood 'Georgie Boy' or is it important to you Georgio b1 ?

It would appear the pair of you would be little or no use at all in a
sucking contest ! About as much use as a pair of gelded dogs actually.

I most certainly have not !

Strong emotion, Mathos. May I ask why?

On the subject of georges.

When the American distributor of "The Madness of King George III" set to his planning, he concluded that he was best to remove that final III in the title, figuring that too many Americans would assume they'd missed the two previous movies about George and thus not bother attending.

Blatham,

How quickly you have assumed the affectations of Manhatanites ! I had hoped for a more enduring character and outlook from a representative of the cognoscenti of BC.

"A rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man himself the gold"

Well put Blatham, Old Boy, very well put in deed.

It is extremely irritating, witnessing the colonial mis-fits attempting to express themselves with candour, resulting in rancour. Sister George being a perfect example with his lowly Brazilian gutter language we have observed with dismay.

One of the advantages of 'good education' by which means alone we are rendered suitable members for regularly organised society.

Night Blatham..

God Save The Queen

A colourful remark- and insufficient, at best; at worst, equivocal.

Your relation of CPD attendance to a "guinea's stamp" follows suit.

Please, if you can, and without the drivel, provide me with an adequate response to 'What is the problem with CPD?'.