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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
oldandknew
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 08:30 am
Dear Auntie Lowan ======= Living on a small island with cool breezes, as opposed to your very large, hot island, we are exempt of all these deadly creatures, for which we should be eternaly gratefull to the Good Lord. (Watch, wallet, spectacles, testicles)
We do of course have rabbits, wabbits and bunnies. We also have their larger bretherin, the Jugged Hare. Very nice with sauerkraut and sauted potatos.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 10:53 am
pueo -

don't go picking up seashells, either...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 02:14 pm
Phoenix....do I? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....


Seashells is generally fine.

We have lots of cool bits, too - and we are a CONTINENT - not just an island, though we are an island, too. And our rabbits CAME from England!
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 02:21 pm
no picking seashells by the seashore.........
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 02:22 pm
isn't there some kind of poisonous starfish too?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 02:23 pm
Not that I know of! Sheeeeeeeeeah - god knows what the seashell comment meant.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 02:59 pm
maybe the seashell comment refers to the possible contact it may provide with the blue-ringed ocapus (Silvi's word for octopus).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 03:10 pm
Hmmmm - they seem to live in coke cans these days...
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 03:16 pm
really? how interesting. And what about the jellies....?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 03:17 pm
Octo-pie, one of my favorites . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 03:23 pm
The jellies live rocked on the bosom of the ocean - unhouseled, naked, bare, multi-forked animals - we don't have the mean ones where I am, so I am no expert.

Octopuddies is SMART......!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 03:24 pm
the jellies tentacles are still toxic even when washed ashore (arcording to some aussie I once new)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 03:29 pm
Well, he would likely know - as I said, I am no mean jelly expert - it would make sense though, at least for a while, while the poison sacs were intact.

I am off to learn how to make mosaics - do you think my friends will come to rue this day? Mathoms - I hope I do not make mathoms....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 04:04 pm
some travel book i read said that there's a painful stinging little critter that likes to hide out in shells above the tide mark...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 04:06 pm
yes, the jellies are still dangerous. they don't intentionally sting you, it's a mechanism of the stinger cells, whose name i should know because i've got a test on this phylum next week but it's escaping me, as is the name of the damn phylum. grrrrrrrr........
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 04:10 pm
I've been stung by one of these guys:

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/BMLSS/sqmano1b.jpg

(Portuguese Man O' War.)

OUCH. I mean, leaping around acrobatically while clutching leg and screaming hysterically ouch. Shocked

Wore off, not fatal, but maaaaaaaaaaan...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 04:15 pm
Didja have somebody pee on your leg, or didja do it yerself? (A little bit of the other amber liquid...)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 04:24 pm
The lifeguard had some stuff in a bottle -- I did NOT ask what it was. It helped. Confused
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 04:46 pm
Owie!!!!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 7 Feb, 2003 05:40 pm
Been stung by those heaps of times-plus several different species of jellyfish.
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