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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 05:59 pm
and not all toilet-related writing is without merit, i think.

another brautigan, if you please...

Quote:
The Beautiful Poem
I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you.
Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately.
Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful.
3 AM, January 15, 1967


(he's a bit -- to quote jjorge -- "precious," that mr. brautigan. would that i were well-read and erudite like the bunny...)
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 05:59 pm
I am a pussy cat.
What choler are you?
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:00 pm
It looks white to me!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:01 pm
That is a lovely poem, patio...

Well, Lola - Leo is my star sign.....
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:02 pm
Did I just get a pop up, is Craven at it again?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:07 pm
At what? I have had ads back for a while.

We are being attacked by a hacker - things mey be a bit weird for a while.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:08 pm
Patiodog that is lovely. Has Mr. Brautigan written any others? And I love bathroom humor too. Sometimes I get downright sh!tty about it. Tah on the compliment of the legs. They are meant to distract. And the bunny is very talented and respectible indeed.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:10 pm
I take it you missed my performance on the fart and the c**t threads, patio?

I be a truly Renaissance rabbit...
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:11 pm
Actual popups, it happen again a little while ago - they were MSN popups, I believe. I never look at them that close - two in immediate succesion each time.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:12 pm
I caught it Deb, you were great! Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:14 pm
hee hee - pop-ups - goodness me...
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:20 pm
I agree with BillW, you were great, Deb. Respect for womanhood. It makes life worth livin.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:23 pm
hee hee - and we all have beautiful ****s too!
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:27 pm
I know what ***s means, it's ears, right - ha can't fool me!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 06:44 pm
Mins can't count....
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 07:00 pm
We do, Bunny, not to mention our *********s. Mins......can't live without them though.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2003 07:06 pm
Now you got ME puzzled!


Gay mins seem to do pretty damn fine without 'em, though!
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2003 01:11 am
hmmmmmm

Deb,

I was just jossing with you, I thought you would recognise the plagiarism- I used many of Geoffrey's favourite phrases to have a little fun, I was expecting a more dramatic response, oh well.

There was a young man of Cadiz
They referred to as Billy the Whizz
On account of the speed
He could finish the deed
And the singular fizz of his jizz.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2003 01:54 am
Oh - I knew you was joshin' - but who is Geoffrey?
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2003 02:43 am
Chaucer - duh !
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