9
   

An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:14 pm
Debs practising to be a smut writer (er, excuse me, romantic novelist)! Smile
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:20 pm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......heaving bazooms and swelling cocks, eh?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
0 Replies
 
BillW
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:23 pm
Oh now, don't get me going!!!!!
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:25 pm
Goodness! Is it THAT easy? My, my, we are a BIIIIIIIIIIIG lusty wolfie, aren't we?
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:35 pm
Crap. That stuff is sorta easy, isn't it? Imagine writing it as a living!
0 Replies
 
Ethel2
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:43 pm
easy money
0 Replies
 
BillW
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 06:45 pm
Hanging on the sweet words.........
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2003 07:57 pm
here doggie.....
0 Replies
 
hiama
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 01:45 am
Woof
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 01:47 am
awwwww - come here puppy - here you come - sweet puppy.....
0 Replies
 
hiama
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 01:58 am
Got any nice biscuits for a good doggie, my master is away playing in a hot tub
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 02:07 am
Alll good doggies get their just reward around here.....puppy...puppy? Here puppy?
0 Replies
 
pueo
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 02:31 am
beware lil' doggies

(ap) baguio-philippines: police have resuced 59 dogs as they were being trucked to a restaurant's slaughterhouse in the northern philippines, where canine meat is considered a delicacy. officers flagged down a delivery van in tuba, 150 miles north of manila, for a traffic violation, police said friday. two men and a 14-year old boy in the vehicle were arrested and charged with violating the animal welfare act.
0 Replies
 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 03:26 am
Just a-wokking the dog, just a-wokking the dog,
I'll show you how to chew it, just wokking the dog....
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:45 am
No puppies need fear in that way with ME!
0 Replies
 
the prince
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 06:25 am
Dear Aunty lowan,

I am sick of my house redecorating project. When will it ever end ?
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 07:30 am
What finishing date have they given you?

Add a year.
0 Replies
 
the prince
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 07:32 am
Oh the workmen are all gone - its just me....
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 07:35 am
Add two years.
0 Replies
 
hiama
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 08:25 am
LOL-reminds me of the old zen buddhist joke.

A monk goes to his master and asks him how long it will take him to reach enlightenment. The master thinks about it for a long time and eventually says " 10 years. "

The monk goes away for a few months and comes back to the master and asks him. "How long will I take to reach enlightenment if I try really hard. " The master answers " 20 years ! "
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
Customer Complaints. - Discussion by Lordyaswas
ROBOTS FOUND ON MARS - Discussion by Setanta
The Pitfalls of Marrying an American Woman. - Discussion by Lordyaswas
This is the really GOOD Jokes Thread... - Discussion by Region Philbis
This is a Humor Thread - Discussion by edgarblythe
Caption This - Discussion by edgarblythe
I Agree With Hawkeye10 - Discussion by djjd62
Mass Recall - Discussion by Ionus
 
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.07 seconds on 03/04/2025 at 12:54:39