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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 05:39 pm
Then the first is sane?
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 05:54 pm
Never got into the study of the psycology of newts; but, once heard that patiodogs are as mad as a hatter. Smile
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:17 pm
From licking newts, surely it be. That or the toads...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:18 pm
...which digresses back to the cane toad, which surely is a hazard to the hungry heeler, and we've come full circle, like the snake swallowing its tail or the coyote sleeping face to ass.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:26 pm
Pdog - do you know of the author Dave Barry? He's a columnist who writes novels as well. He has a fantastic scene that plays out over several chapters - a dog vs the can toad. And much much more. The book's called Big Trouble.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:32 pm
ja, i be knowin' the david barry.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:33 pm
know the book?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:36 pm
nope.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:36 pm
s'good
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:37 pm
'S!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 06:53 pm
is it about newts?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 07:58 pm
Pissed in Oz means drunk - pissed OFF means angry.

Newts are good.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 07:59 pm
Newt Gingriches are bad.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:14 pm
Sooo bad.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:24 pm
Newts are notoriously dumb. They're cute little critters, but they are really little more than a slug with legs. I've centainly buried enough of them. They're sort of fun to play with though. Newt Gingrich............he's fun to play with too. We played with him until he had to leave office. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 11:04 pm
To answer dagmar's question from a couple of pages back:

People say "happy as a clam" but the original expression was "happy as a clam at high tide." At high tide, you can't dig up the clams and eat them for supper! Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 11:10 pm
Lola - you are scaring me! What did you DO to the newts?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 5 Apr, 2003 02:20 am
No, no, Deb, my kids had lots of newts over the years. They would climb out of the tank when the cover was accidentally left open by one of my darling children. When we finally found the little guys, they were sort of shriveled. My daughters would cry and then we'd have a solemn burial complete with little crosses for each grave. Nothing sadistic or anything. I wouldn't do that. I fed those little guys live crickets for dinner every other day. When ever one of them died, it broke my heart too.
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 5 Apr, 2003 02:22 am
In England we play cricket i don't think ( thud) we eat it !

( Just got up its saturday lay in)
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 5 Apr, 2003 02:24 am
Good morning HIAMA,

I'm going to bed now. It's late and I'm naughty to be up so late.
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