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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 08:22 pm
Then again, they were called "windies", gag!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 08:58 pm
I thought that was a hamberger, Bill.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 09:02 pm
Now you've all done it! I have been trying to think of a movie title in order to refer to this great piano scene and no no no no no I cannot remember, days are going by. I loved it so much, oh, no no no.

Ok, you asked. There is this african woman fleeing a revolt in her country...her husband is taken prisoner and jailed. She was a medical worker..she goes to Rome to medical school. While there in med school she lives downstairs in the grand apartment of a concert pianist and does his housekeeping. They have a strange and wonderful love affair....sigh. He ends up, no, I shouldn't tell you, but there is a scene where his very grand piano is removed from his very grand palazzo apartamento....you can tell where it is, right by the Spanish steps....what a scene, what a romance, and what the hell happened at the end...

Terrible, I will not rest til I know...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 09:04 pm
Not about what happened, but the movie title. It was about two years ago...
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 09:12 pm
Oh Osso, you have fueled my imagination!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 10:07 pm
Ok, I found it. It was Bertolucci's Besieged.
I'll give a link, but I tell you, there were 45,000 cookies I was asked to accept and declined before I got to it - http://www.angelfire.com/me/besieged/

Still, it's one of those movies I might actually buy the video of.
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kiose
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 10:13 pm
Oh can I rent that video from my local video store? Is it in French or has it got subtitles?
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 11:59 pm
Lola, just my mothers little pet name - long before Wendy's Smile
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:44 am
Dear Revered Auntie

Your advice column has impregnated me. Of course, I use the Hamletian sense of the term here, and find myself near bursting with a spankable pink inspiration come trailing clouds of glory, as it were.

I believe, with Heepian humility, that I can help folks here too. By judging them. A judging thread. I think I'll call it... JUDGE BERNIE. What do you advise, auntie?
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:56 am
Why fart and waste when u can burp and taste Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:26 am
Fabulous conception, Bernie!

Shall you judge harshly, or with mercy?
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 04:25 am
I too shall look forward to the noble Canadian's efforts
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:02 am
Hmmmmmmm.......judge not, lest you be judged......
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:49 am
Indeed
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:00 am
We are not judging Bernie's judging, are we?

I wonder how judges feel about that bit of the bible?

Do they judge that it referes to them, or do they see that there is a professional wiggle factor that they judge applies to them?

If they are christians, of course....
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:04 am
Of course, lets throw them to the lions !!
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:05 am
Or lets be emancipated, lets throw the lions to them
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:07 am
Lions must have become very tired of christians - "oh no! Not christians again! They are tough and stringy!"
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 08:03 am
Dear Aunty Lowan,

My secy just came to my office to inform me that Human Resources has finally woken up to the fact that I completed 10 yrs with the bank in Feb this year. As a token of appreciation, I will get

1. Gift Vouchers for GBP 30
2. A signed letter of appreciation by my boss (which in all probablity his secy will type from a template)
3. Flowers
4. An extra day's vacation per year

My questions are as follows

- 10 years and this is all I get. Is this enough ?
- 10 years in the same company (barring a brief 7 month sabbatical). Isn't my life sad ?
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 08:07 am
Gautam buddy, go somewhere where they appreciate you like we do
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