An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

A great pair of TT's, Bill.

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Debacle wrote:

dlowan wrote:
You better be good to her!

Of course, I'm good to her.

How can one not be good to a lady who loves a man that uses "nice" correctly?

Even though she orders him about without so much as a s'il vous plaît,

or a simple danke schön.

I don't think I'm a lidy.....

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Ah well, I reckon you'll do til one comes along.

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Dear Auntie Lowan,

The boobs at Apple are also looking out for ladies, or vice versa.

They are searching for gals willing to promote their latest gadget.

If you think this device might go over down under, would you be at all interested in modelling it?

If so, I can arrange for someone to touch bass with you.

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Debacle wrote:

Dear Auntie Lowan,

The boobs at Apple are also looking out for ladies, or vice versa.

They are searching for gals willing to promote their latest gadget.

If you think this device might go over down under, would you be at all interested in modelling it?

If so, I can arrange for someone to touch bass with you.

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

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dlowan wrote:

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Pardon?

Left you speechless, did it?

Or merely clearing your froat, preparatory to making a caustic retort?

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Debacle wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Pardon?

Left you speechless, did it?

Or merely clearing your froat, preparatory to making a caustic retort?

I'm a PC user.

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dlowan wrote:

I'm a PC user.

I try to be, as a rule. Just the odd Freud in a slip thing.

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It all depends upon how tasty dem apples are...... Razz

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dlowan wrote:

Debacle wrote:
Dear Auntie Lowan,

The boobs at Apple are also looking out for ladies, or vice versa.

They are searching for gals willing to promote their latest gadget.

If you think this device might go over down under, would you be at all interested in modelling it?

If so, I can arrange for someone to touch bass with you.

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Wot she said!

You'd never be able to get away from the bloody noise!

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margo wrote:

Wot she said!

You'd never be able to get away from the bloody noise!

margo, I don't think the noise would be all that intrusive if you have a small set of hooters.

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But, you wouldn't get the good, low bass on the smaller hooters........

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BillW wrote:

But, you wouldn't get the good, low bass on the smaller hooters........

Bill, I'm sure we generally think like two peas in an iPod, but you gotta understand, this here beauty is based on the latest micro-chip technology, maybe even nano.

Oh yes, I nearly forgot ... though the device was designed initially with a view to high-definition, upgrade kits are available for older players, even those with floppies.

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I see you point, actually ~ you know, I believe I see two points Shocked

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ALL you boys will be seeing...or feeling...a point in a minute if you're not careful.

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If you just put your face down right between'em and go:

BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA

Joe(there. I feel better already.)Nation

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Uh, sorry Auntie, got carried away. Spring fever, or something, I suppose. Today's the last day of Winter. Last day of Summer there, I guess, what with all our todays being yesterdays down there.

Whatever, happy Autumn, season of mists and mellow fruitfulness! Close bosom- oops, sorry, forget the bosom, friend. Sad

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Debacle wrote:

Uh, sorry Auntie, got carried away. Spring fever, or something, I suppose. Today's the last day of Winter. Last day of Summer there, I guess, what with all our todays being yesterdays down there.

Whatever, happy Autumn, season of mists and mellow fruitfulness! Close bosom- oops, sorry, forget the bosom, friend.

You do different season changes......Autumn began here on the 1st March.

Not that you'd have known it what with the worst heatwave on record and all.... Twisted Evil

I love Autumn.....but now we are all just watching the skies (through the shrivelled trees) and hoping it remembers to rain, mist just won't cut it!!!

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I'm down on the luvverly south coast - feels like autumn here. Temp about 25C, been to the gym and for a swim and the water is freeeeezing! (making hooters exceptionally small!) Bit humid, but otherwise, absolutely magic weather - forecast is for rain, but not in sight so far!

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Perhaps we're sending our rain your way, Deb. It stopped pouring here an hour ago, first letup in 36 hours. Some nearby areas got as much as 11" in 30 hours.

Right here we got 6.4" in the 24-hrs ending at noon today, 1/10" shy of the 24-hr record set back in 1910. Boy, I remember that one, even though I was a mere stripling at the time. Frogs were falling out of the sky. You can read about it, if you're of a mind to look it up. Hell and Highwater, we called it.

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