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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Feb, 2008 05:54 pm
I have pills for alzheimers,..... but i forgot where I put em.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Feb, 2008 05:59 pm
dadpad wrote:
I have pills for alzheimers,..... but i forgot where I put em.


Then they're not working, are they?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Feb, 2008 09:08 pm
What are you talking about?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2008 03:19 am
Is your platypus kissing?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2008 03:46 am
Clary wrote:
Is your platypus kissing?


I don't own a platypus, silly!!!!




Dadpad's avatar, should that be what you meant, is "crossing".







Ohboy.



I have lived in the middle of Grands Prix and whatever the hell the car race thing is that replaced it some years ago, since the eighties......however, I have always managed to avoid pressing its flesh, as it were.

Today, I had need to walk to town, and back...the back happened to be in the middle of the break-up of the third and final day of the current incarnation of the race thingy.


Oy veh!!! One had to make one's way, against the stream of traffic as it were, through what seemed 100,000 inebriated yobboes.........most apparently wearing a beer-keg under their shirts, and built like so many brick ****-houses.



The men were even scarier.



At my advanced age I expect to be well beyond the grabbings of random young male yobs.....however, I had to be reasonably deft of foot and threatening of mien to avoid such.


Phew!!!! Over for another year.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2008 04:02 am
I couldnt fit more X's on the sign.

Should be XXXing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2008 05:03 am
dadpad wrote:
I couldnt fit more X's on the sign.

Should be XXXing



Your platypus has its willie in a weird place.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2008 05:29 am
My platypus willie is about 1/2 a body length.

Bout the same as me.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2008 12:29 pm
dadpad wrote:
My platypus willie is about 1/2 a body length.

Bout the same as me.



Oh!!! I am so sorry!!! I didn't know you were a Little Person.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 11:47 am
A little corner of america

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/29/AR2008022903977.html?hpid=topnews
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 06:28 pm



]I couldn't look once I read a bit.





Ewwwwwwww3wwwwwwwww!
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 06:36 pm
I didn't look either. The mere hint of these goings-on was enough.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 11:14 pm
Once you get past the initial revulsion, it's actually a very good feature story.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 11:44 pm
Its about a dying culture rather than killing small furry animals. Not so far removed from the mountain cattleman of Australia.

Not so different from skinning a rabbit.

Oh dear!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 2 Mar, 2008 01:20 am
dadpad wrote:
Its about a dying culture rather than killing small furry animals. Not so far removed from the mountain cattleman of Australia.

Not so different from skinning a rabbit.

Oh dear!


Or a PLATYPUS, huh???!!!


That's the worst case of crocodile tears I've seen in a long time.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 4 Mar, 2008 06:15 pm
Happy Birthday Mr. Mountie!
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2008 01:30 pm
Damn, where was I, just woke up here ~ deja vu all over again, except it is kinda backwards or upside down~omg, i'm down underrrrrrrrrrr, I've fallen and I can't get up Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Mar, 2008 05:07 am
BillW wrote:
Damn, where was I, just woke up here ~ deja vu all over again, except it is kinda backwards or upside down~omg, i'm down underrrrrrrrrrr, I've fallen and I can't get up Shocked



What???? You woke up Auntie Lowan!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 15 Mar, 2008 06:06 am
I see this thread has re-surfaced, Auntie. Surprised

Does this mean you're open for business again, answering the queries of those in need of your advice & wisdom?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Mar, 2008 06:11 am
msolga wrote:
I see this thread has re-surfaced, Auntie. Surprised

Does this mean you're open for business again, answering the queries of those in need of your advice & wisdom?


Advice? Sure.


Wisdom? Maybe.... :wink:
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