An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

quit using them big words, goldangit.

Condemned by an anti-podean beastiary ? ! ? ! ?

Oh dear . . .

Oh my . . .

Ah the shame of it all . . .

and,

in public

who's goldangit???



Setanta - hang your head.......

Damn wittle chubby neck is too short to let him do that.

mebbe his ears will droop?

Or something else ? Wait - that is already droopy

Work continuing on great Reagan Pyramid:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4026

"SIMI VALLEY, CA?Slave manpower was doubled this week in an effort to ensure that erection of the gigantic Reagan Pyramid remains on schedule to be completed in time for the 40th president's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld.


Above: Builders expect the Reagan Pyramid to be ready in time for the Great Communicator's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld upon death. Among the items to be entombed with Reagan are 2,500 MX missiles, a golden chalice of jelly beans, and his beloved servant, George Bush Sr.
Swift completion of the towering structure is "of paramount priority," according to Republican Party insiders.

Nancy Reagan was overjoyed as this was a first in over 40 years. She exclaimed that she would mount the effort

dog
Begin thinking less of me immediately. It will save you time.

deb

That's hilarious! Thank you.

So, the operation worked

Our readers will be thrilled to discover I visited Toronto - and our ehBeth - and the Hamburgers - last night.

The method was brilliance itself.

I was chatting to our ehbeth - using the mic - (and with someone else - forget who) - when I commented that she sounded just as though she was in the other room.

So - I went into the other room - and there was beth in her houise!!!

Imagine my surprise! AND - the dogs are huge, sleek, wonderful oriental cats!!!! So affectionate and lovely!

Her house was as clean as a new pin.

The Hamburgers are wonderful!

Bethie visited my place - but only very briefly - then she wanted to sleep.

So - I went off for atrip in the bus in Toronto - thinking all the while what a WONDERFUL way of travelling I had discovered! I knew it wasn't a dream - I don't know how I knew, but i knew.

Then - I made the fatal mistake of wondering how long the door between the continents would remain open..........I found a similar one, in this rather hillbillyesque part of Toronto that I was in - and - IT HAD CLOSED!!! I was trapped in Toronto!!!!

I'll trade places with ya . . .

AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S'allright Deb, 'twas but a dream! There! there......

What was odd was that I was so clear it was NOT a dream at the time!

I mean, I had wandered into Canada without my handbag, or anything!

Next dream, stop in and say hello.

Thought you'd moved, Mountie?

Ms. Bunny, I think I've found your handbag. You left it upstairs.

Thankee, no, 'tis still here!

I am like the Prime Mover...unmoved. (Of course, now and again He's off visiting buds)