Whoever layered these comments over these vintage photos was obviously up the wrong alley with his "easter bunny" crap ... we know better than that.
http://www.airamericaradio.com/
Guys...if you aren't listening on line, you need a spanking...this is very funny.
Jeez, Dee ... I thought you
liked dogs!
Err, well, perhaps you do ...
Hmmm, I don't think the horniest bunnies in the world could reproduce as fast as these irritating little hampsters.
When will April 1st be over? Will it be Pacific time since Craven is in California?
It's not permanent?
Are you sure?
There's a lot of work to be done here, and we all KNOW hamsters do all the work. We've just all been turned into wheelsmen!
tomorrow they'll still be here ... but laughing at us.
what's red and goes whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
hamster in a blender...
I just got back from Hamsterdam...
I'll take hampsters any day after reading about rats!!
Do not read this if you have a weak stomach.
Most of the approximately 50,000 people bitten by rats every year are small children, mainly because they carry the smell of food residue.
*Rats' three favorite foods are scrambled eggs, macaroni and cheese, and cooked corn kernels.
*Rats' three least liked foods are raw beets, peaches and raw celery.
*Rats' incisors are so hard they can (and do) chew through concrete. Concrete mixed with shards of glass, however, is repulsive to rats.
*A grown rat can easily repel an attack by a cat.
*Twenty-six percent of all electric cable breaks and 18 percent of all phone cable disruptions are caused by rats.
*Twenty-five percent of all fires of unknown origin are caused by rats. They like to nibble on kitchen match heads and other flammable stuff.
*Rat skeletons collapse in on themselves, enabling foot-long (before the tail) monsters to skitter through 2-inch-wide holes.
*Rats are so randy they copulate as often as 20 times a day, and a particularly horny rat will indulge in necrophilia.
*A female rat can become pregnant immediately after giving birth.
*A female rat can produce up to 12 litters of 20 ratlets a year.
*One pair of rats has the potential of 15,000 descendants in a year.
*Rats die most frequently from ingesting poisons.
*Rats' immune systems quickly evolve to withstand specific poisons.
Rats are quite cute; but I saw one in amongst the packets of cakes on a stall in Bangkok the other day and it is so BOLD, it had that sort of teenage look in its eye.. even worse than dl's rabbit's expression if it's possible.
My rabbit is world weary and sardonic and a little risque! What is wrong with that!
Since this is a digression thread-yesterday I tripped over the base of my pedestal fan and broke my little toe. OUCH!!!
Ouch indeed!
Luck it wasn't a big one....
Bad news is it will hurt for AGES!!
Sorry.
Put some chocolate flavored nail polish on it, it will feel better, if not, at least taste better prolly. I sad prolly, I don't know.
i dunno whether sucking on one's broken toe, even if chocolate-covered, really is the comforting thing to do ...
maybe somebody else could help out?
Lol!
I used to nibble my own toes sometimes - just for the shock value - and because I could - now I can't......
geez...I'm not sure...one sec...no, me neither.
