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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 08:55 am
dyslexia wrote:
Preston Epps


Ten points to dyslexia!

Ten point bonus question...on which of the following three Preston Epps tracks did the artist tune his high bongo to one half note off the classic standard...Bongo Beach, Mister Bongos, or Watusi Bongos?

And ten point bonus to bonus question...the peelings of which fruit can be used to tighten the leather heads of non-tunable bongo or conga drums?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 03:34 pm
What the.......???!!!!!!!
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 03:41 pm
Watusi Bongos/Mangos
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 04:25 pm
Precisely - what the....?????!!!!!!!!
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 04:31 pm
Keep your shirt on little bumper, I think Blatham has hijacked your thread into a magical trivia game, must be stoned to understand (I guess Laughing )
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 04:42 pm
I believe that was Thumper....and I don't wear shirts.......speaking of trivia.

Must play stumpers on here one day....
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:16 pm
Thumper humper bumper stumper Exclamation
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:27 pm
Hey little thumper--you don't wear shirts? Wow, no bra, no shirt? I just might become a smegging wabbit if you don't have to wear anything but skin and fur.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:30 pm
BillW wrote:
Watusi Bongos/Mangos


HONNNNNKKKK loud squawky sound followed by dead plucked chickens falling from the ceiling on contestant.

Sorry, zero points. But you can take the chickens home.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:32 pm
Hey, their already plucked Laughing nothing I hate worse that getting feathers stuck in my fangs.
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 06:38 am
The following image is posted NOT as a comment nor judgement upon any recent poster here, such as Bill, but rather as a handy little "picture worth 1000 words" to add to threads and dinner conversations, or to be used on a lapel button if you are visiting the President.

http://www.secondchancecd.com/images/stickers/window/RJ4266.jpg
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 06:46 am
Great little lapel button; could someone send loads of them to the White House staff? As an Easter present?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 09:29 am
They also have the "boys stink, throw rocks at them", with that same bunny.
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 09:51 am
Well, there's that 'they' again. This time, uncovered. They 'they' (and we should have known it all along) is girls.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 03:33 pm
Aren't.

'Tis agents provocateur POSING as girls...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 03:36 pm
It was clearly established by Dave Letterman, lo these many years ago, that "they" are the Dick Van Patten family of San Diego, California.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 03:39 pm
That means it's CRAVEN!!!!! Mighta known!!!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 04:01 pm
that's why he wanted to be a spy within the circle of wimmins. busted!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 04:03 pm
Such innocence!!!!

I believe there were other reasons for that, Daggles me dear.......(smiles fondly)
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 05:56 pm
Dumped my avatar again ..

sorry bout that.

Dont take it personally, bunny. It doesnt necessarily mean I will dare to go near you now. Or Frank.
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