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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 01:42 pm
Wake up, we're back online and I need some new saber rattling quips!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 03:20 pm
heehee - I once tried to learn to fence - bought me little foil - well, they are quite large, actually - and me mask and me plastron.

All very courtly and cute it was, salutes and such. Brought to naught by me native pigeon-toedness! When I lunged, there I was with me right foot lunging inwards, causing less than perfect balance - if I was to lunge correctly it took so much thought that there was none left to drive the foil as well.

When it comes to sabre rattling, I am built for love, not war!
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 03:25 pm
Speaking of fencing, if one finds a turtle on a fence, one knows it got help to get there! Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 03:32 pm
true - but realtively unimportant in the overall scheme of things -except to the poor, cruelly stranded, turtle.
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 10 Mar, 2003 03:33 pm
Of course, the Aussies used fencing at ground level for rodent control - BTW, did it work?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:18 am
Seems to keep the buggers in South Australia most of the time.


To heck with it, can't get a pic of Bluey on this site. Just imagine a big fat bloke with mismatched clothes, eating crap food and making sexist remarks - Virtual Bluey!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 01:35 am
This is thinking?


Thud.
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 07:05 am
Thud....

" Imperfect subjunctive of the verb to think as in :

" It was too bad that he couldn't thud "
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 07:17 am
That is HILARIOUS, Hiama.

Actually - I was disoriented and thought i was in the thinking thread.

Guess I didn't think, eh? I shoulda thud betterer....

heeheehaw
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 10:16 am
Laughing
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 10:29 am
Quote:
I was disoriented


Trying to remember if I've ever seen the bunny oriented?
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 12:27 pm
BillW - bit hard for you to tell if the bunny is oriented or not - considering your orientation vis-a-vis the bunny! Looks OK from here Laughing

thud! thump! Rolling Eyes
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 03:16 pm
I suppose, she said drily, it is "get-the-Bunny-day" at A2k.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 04:07 pm
She looks a little south of the border from here, hey - so do the kitty. Here kitty, kitty - sweet kitty, kitty!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 11 Mar, 2003 08:33 pm
It was the cat AND the bunny in the conservatory WITH the rope!
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 01:30 am
Where's the professor? What's the furry slippery doing on the floor - hey, ouch, that's not fair! Clunk
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 01:48 am
Grrrrrrrrr!
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 01:51 am
Is something grrrrrrrrrring the rope! Watch out it's a hairy hare!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 01:57 am
GRRRRRRRRR!
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2003 01:58 am
I had it up to hare - good night all (good morning bunny!) Smile
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