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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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Brand X
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 04:25 pm
BillW wrote:
Wear your armour when relating............. Cool


hehehe....in more ways than one!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 04:30 pm
It's dangerous over there.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:41 am
Dear Auntie Lowan,

Do ozzies have outdoor sex ?
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:42 am
Dear Auntie Lowan,

Do ozzies have outdoor sex ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:50 am
Er - well, yes, I think that some do....
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:57 am
Gautam, they are devoid of indoor facilities............
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:09 am
No, we are not.....
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:36 am
No I was just wondering - with all kind of spiders, sharks, snakes and bears the chances of getting something inside you other than the planned errr..ummm...you know what, are pretty high - probably it comes under the category of "adventure sports" ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:39 am
No.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 08:30 am
Once, got about 50 sand flea bites once, it's the little creatures Gautam - no more outdoor amusements for this wolf...... God wouldn't have given us the:

Quote:
A one-sided pillow top mattress that offers firmness yet unsurpassed comfort.

Made with a 336 coil spring unit for the ultimate in firm back support.

On top of the spring unit is 2 oz insulation pad and 1" of high density firm foam.


The pillow top consist of 1" of 5LB Sensus Viscoelastic Memory Foam for pressure relieving of sore muscles.


If he didn't intend for us to come in out of the cold Cool
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 09:48 am
Fools!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:05 am
As the clever Slovaks say: "The shot duck will quack!"
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:50 am
Hey lets lay off the poor old aussies whio knows when we might be stuck in the desert and have to eat one.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:52 am
There is an ugly little tale of some convicts who escaped from a prison camp in Van Dieman's land, and only one of whom survived--seems he dined on his less aggressive companions.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:53 am
true - I love eating aussies Twisted Evil
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hiama
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 11:55 am
Now now G don't spoil your dinner Very Happy
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 12:04 pm
I'm sure he will leave room for dessert! Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 02:07 pm
Sometimes it just don't pay to get up in the mornings....
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 05:26 pm
....or stop drinking at night.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 05:32 pm
Setanta wrote:
There is an ugly little tale of some convicts who escaped from a prison camp in Van Dieman's land, and only one of whom survived--seems he dined on his less aggressive companions.


Setanta, not only is it true, but after being captured, he did it again!!

A really horrible story of Australia's past
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