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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2003 06:58 am
Arrow?! THAT'S an ARROW!? How the hell was I supposed to know that? Everyone thought some teenage boy, probably Ethan, had made a contract with some teenage girl, clearly Ruth ..."this is what you'll get...a dick and a roof"...hey! Is that what you are trying to tell me, Deb? Is that the Promised Land?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2003 07:32 am
Hmmm - some would consider it so...
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2003 10:09 am
What sort of answer is that? We aren't goddamn Greeks here...we don't like ambiguity. Desert voices ought to be commited. Like, "I give you this land where other people are already living, but **** em."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2003 02:18 pm
This is ther smegging twenty-first century, goddammit!

We don't DO that any more....
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2003 04:36 pm
Blatty - it can get mighty lonely out there on RMP patrol, can't it? Or have you been sampling some strange fungi again. Either way, time for a little R'n'R (and maybe some therapy).
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 30 Nov, 2003 08:35 pm
Actually deb, did you know that the oracle at Delphi got busted at one point for taking bribes (from one particular family) and then speaking in accordance with the briber's wishes?

dear mr pacifiedh2o

You dropped the Canadian from our brave and manly constabulary. I'll refrain from cursing you, and merely point out that if this force had been established in your country, it would be RUMP.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 08:36 am
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I imagine this travail forty years in.


You know, I've looked at a map once or twice in my life. The trip they took -- not a forty year trip. More like a four month trip. So what were they really doing out there in the desert. It must have been a hell of a lot more than just wandering.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 08:42 am
Worshipping Baal, losing and seeking their mannas, taking tablets from on high, fornicating and something rude with goats, I believe.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 08:43 am
Bribing an Oracle? Is NOTHING sacred? I do not take bribes!







































under $10 mill....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 08:46 am
The way i understand it--by heresay only, of course--is that goats do not consider fornicating rude, so long as you bring them flowers, or some other edible greenery . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 08:52 am
Like taking candy from a kiddy....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 08:59 am
What's with the bad jokes?

You tryin' to get my goat?
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:00 am
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Like taking candy from a kiddy....


Has a proprietorial ring to it Twisted Evil
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:02 am
From what you say, Setanta, your goat is a pushover...

I protest I own no kiddies, Hiama...
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:05 am
My experience suggests that Set and his goat are both unecessarily romantic.
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:19 am
The deeps that this thread has gone to............. Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:21 am
blatham wrote:
My experience suggests that Set and his goat are both unecessarily romantic.


So, in fact, your avatar is a member of the Northwest Mounted Police, eh?

I knew it got lonely out there in the territories, but i didn't know goats strayed that far north . . . but i bow to your superior knowledge, based upon extensive experience . . .
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:31 am
set

It's a hard country, up here. You have to drink a quart of anti-freeze just to take a leak. Thanksgiving is celebrated on circumstance, rather than calendrically, you just wait until a grandparent dies. And no one uses the term 'love making'.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:32 am
A cold, bleak wind has blown through my soul . . .


But my Sweetiepie and I dined at the Amish restaurant on Saturday, so i am proof against your pathos . . .
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 09:43 am
set

What did you order up?
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