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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 05:08 am
(psssssst! You talking about rugby?)
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 08:17 am
I haven't touched a drop hic, and Yes I AM
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 10:39 am
Maybe the rabbit cleaned the toilet with your scrubby device Cool
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 01:24 pm
If corn means horn, does corny mean horny?
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 01:27 pm
Then, we aren't to far from a corny, horny coney Cool
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 01:55 pm
hiama wrote:
Quote:
Look under the Loo to see if England will win the Rugby world cup ?

That's strange advice, I may have to reconsider my subscription.

Oh wait a minute yes here it is written in RED :

England will win the World Cup


See - there really is crap under there! No wonder dlowan used your toothbrush to try and clean it!

England are favourites - no - that's not the correct word - expected, on current form, to win! But - 3 matches to the end, and some fierce opposition, possibly including the Aussies, if we can knock over those pesky Scots and Kiwis!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:09 pm
When the Tongans lost to the Welsh, I tuned out. Damn Tongans. Damn rabbits -- er, rarebits -- er, Welsh.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:23 pm
Well, SOMEBODY had to clean under his loo!

Corny - means cuckolded, rather than horny - when it isn't maeaning, you know, corny. Loke Disney. Disneyesque.

MARGO!
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:25 pm
And coney means horny when its of the female variety.......
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:27 pm
damn typos....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:27 pm
damn wolves....
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:30 pm
Hey now, we like it that way, mmmmmmmmmm!!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:33 pm
the cuckold wears -- what, he corns on his head and the horns on his feet? assuming there's only so much to go around, his is not coming to him if it is going elsewhere (but, then, that's probably why it strays in the first place).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:37 pm
he wears the horns on his head -
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 02:42 pm
so where does he wear the corns?!?!?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 03:23 pm
On his feet.....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 03:25 pm
And wherever he walks, there shall you find fields of grain, so long as you till, fertilize, and irrigate.
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 04:17 pm
hmmmm, how prolific - which gets us back to coney!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 04:43 pm
who is an island unto herself
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 04:45 pm
where bunnies have taken over.
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