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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2003 05:45 pm
So, what did happen to the bodice-ripper?
Is it different froma seam-ripper?
How?
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2003 07:18 pm
I had mentioned this somewhere earlier, but the context here is appropriate. I used to take my daughter to the local indoor pool every week, and I'd take her into the men's change room with me of course. One evening, she was three, she stopped in the midst of changing, her head swiveled about, and she exclaimed, "Look at all the penises".
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2003 07:23 pm
I suppose when you're three, and the eye level of a three year old.

Plus, for us men, if look and especially if you're caught looking - then, of course, you must be one of them. Ahhh, the good ole locker room Smile

Thanks blatham, maybe there should be a thread:

Only Through the Eyes Of...........
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 07:35 am
One of my cats just farted!!!


That isn't supposed to happen, is it?

Shocked and Reeling in Adelaide.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 07:42 am
I've never heard a cat fart. But dogs do it all the time. My golden retriever, Baron was a great companion, but he was really not a pleasant traveling friend in the car from New York to Texas!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 07:45 am
I didn't so very much HEAR it....but I knew it was there.

They both looked very innocent...and sort of transcendent...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 08:07 am
i've known plenty of flatulent catulents. what'samattawityou that you've never noticed it?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 08:46 am
I happen to cohabitate with just such a critter myself. Though the critter would never admit to such act if asked. Don't ask, she's feisty.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:13 am
ist that legal in massachussetts, that interspecies cohabitation?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:16 am
My cat doesn't fart. He stinks the house up anyway. Bootsie, now she's a farter, but they are usually noisy rather than smelly. Sometimes she shocks herself.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:20 am
charming.

anyway, the momentary meaty waft of cat-fart is nothing compared to the lingering acrid stench of their urine. especially when they piss in your shoe.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:20 am
Miss Cleo produces gaseous, toxic clouds out of all proportion to her diminutive stature. They are silent, and your first clue is a happy grin on her face, which you notice just before losing consciousness . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:23 am
Our pooches aren't too bad on that front. I fell asleep with dog-ass in my face last night with no concern whatsoever for my safety. And this after a weekend of canine diarrhea when an empty dog food bag wasn't placed far enough out of reach for the day...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 10:29 am
Yer livin' dangerous there, Boss . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 02:46 pm
hey, so long as my dog ain't wearing a mortar board, i'm happy with things the way they are.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 03:11 pm
My goodness - we have been busy!

Dogs in mortatboards? Ain't there a law of some kind....?
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 07:36 pm
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/33/018_3076.jpg
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2003 08:21 pm
i've gotta have one of those...
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2003 03:57 am
I got my ear pierced this afternoon. Just to do something different.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2003 03:59 am
Mid-life crisis .......
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