Well hell and damnation, wabbit, there are jack rabbits here in Colorado panting, their little tongues hanging out in anticipation of a visitor from OZ.
These bunnies don't even have computers, they use their imaginations to idealize the bunny from OZ and in doing so, they have idealized you to immortality--or was it immorality? Well, who cares, they WANT you. I have done nothing to discourage them from their dreams of OZiness and the reverse season of bunnies on the other side of the world and I have not disabused them of their image of a big, beautiful and wild wabbit with way too much wag. :wink:
Get on a freighter now and get over here. There is plenty to do without a computer, as most bunnies know. You obviously have led a far too protected life. The wild west will do you a world of good.