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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Diane
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2003 09:30 pm
Well hell and damnation, wabbit, there are jack rabbits here in Colorado panting, their little tongues hanging out in anticipation of a visitor from OZ. Laughing
These bunnies don't even have computers, they use their imaginations to idealize the bunny from OZ and in doing so, they have idealized you to immortality--or was it immorality? Well, who cares, they WANT you. I have done nothing to discourage them from their dreams of OZiness and the reverse season of bunnies on the other side of the world and I have not disabused them of their image of a big, beautiful and wild wabbit with way too much wag. :wink:
Get on a freighter now and get over here. There is plenty to do without a computer, as most bunnies know. You obviously have led a far too protected life. The wild west will do you a world of good. Cool
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2003 10:42 pm
Damn entropy? Universal heat death sounds kind of soothing to me. Perhaps my mood this night.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 12:02 am
Oh dear! Wassamadda Blatham?

Dianne - I was raised on the guilt of the puterless bunnies in Indiana - I am proof against it! let them eat cattle-cake and use abacii, for all I care! I am way too big fer 'em, anyways...

(But - thank you!)
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 12:13 am
A brief Hamlet thing. The test kit for a short while appeared to suggest my words pregnant. But false alarm.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 12:18 am
Oh that this too, too solid text would melt?
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 07:51 am
Yes. We then could make candles with it, set them out on the patio in the still autumn air, and be soothed and healed as avatars flared and 'Assholes!' popped.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 07:57 am
Er........ummmmm.......yes, dear.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 09:14 am
a tad bleak?
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 01:52 pm
mybe a wee bit to vividoid Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:16 pm
'orrible, really, it was....

Well, what is up with the folks down there in the USA and such on this bright, cold, spring morning?
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:19 pm
beautiful, sunny, fall day up here yee little bits means, of course Wink
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:21 pm
Fall, my Aunt Tallulah! It's in the 80s here, and muggy as all getout. Sad
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:23 pm
It's always as "muggy as all getout" there ;(
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:35 pm
All huggy muggy - or 'tother kind?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:39 pm
All I know was that when I was out west it was hot, and very dry. I was barely bothered by it. Now that I am back home, when I am outside, I feel that I am walking through a hot wet blanket!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 03:47 pm
Hmmm - sounds more hugger-mugger.....and you in a fug...
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 04:07 pm
Phoenix in a fig (leaf I presume) - now, there's a picture, oh yeah, and sweaty, hmmmmmmm Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 04:11 pm
I have mentioned before the prickly and unpleasing texture of the fig leaf - is there some other leaf native to Phoenix's perch that would be kinder to her privates?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 04:22 pm
in the old west era of mining, they was always in search of the "mother lode." what is a "mother lode?"
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 27 Sep, 2003 04:27 pm
Dys
Dys, a "Mother Lode" is a woman with a child held on each hip.

---BumbleBeeBoogie
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