; and, the remedy is to get an additional 4 inches
This is as good a place as any to get this started, since you all are just talking dick anyway: I'm starting a grassroots campaign to rename Canada "Canuckistan." Makes it sound more exotic, and it should bring revenue either in the form of tourism or arms sales...
Does this mean it will be a dumping ground for under arm perspirants
Or, will we just send all our's there and then reimport them at a lower price
Yer late, PD . . . Pat Buchanan already coined that term, in his diatribes against the Canajuns, who he apparently believes to be responsible for those who enter our country by that border. Lord knows we couldn't expect our government's employees to live up to such a responsibility . . .
All I know is that my proposal for "Canada-Rama, Playground for Terrorists" fell on deaf ears in the Government Tourism department.
Er...well....canada sounds so sort of sensible and on the side of good, no? Those istan places - you just never know what they be gonna do...what about canadia?
Sir Galahad must spank naughty Zute
Maiden: "You must tie her down on a bed and spank her"
Hate to break away from what many pages have come to...But, receding back to the first page, first post.... I truly need to do this. Even though I know that this is a degression. I must do it. Please 'bare' with me.
Dear Auntie Lowan,
I don't know what I should do. I've been pondering the many, many easily attainable answers to this question that has been haunting my simple yet, slightly complex mind, to no end.
So...Dear Auntie Lowan,
Is it chamomile or Sage tea that best takes the edge of an irritating, irrational training enthusiast? : )
I await your reply with anticipation.....and ..hmm, well yeah, an empty tea cup-p-p-p-p.
Hmmm - off the top of my ears, I would say chamomile - however, these things are subject to empirical testing - why not try both on different days, and see the effects?
And welcome to madness, Adele!
Why do I hate my computer, you ask.
Well - I have been attempting to defrag and scandisk.
When I scandisk - standard or thorough - it says I have no errors. reassuring, I hear you say? No!!! Not at all!
When I defrag - it gets stuck - it says to press help - which leads me to scandisk - I scan - it finds errors, and fixes them. Reassuring, I hear you say??? No!!!
Gradually, scandisk is called for more and more - at about 75% defragged, it is every few seconds - then, scandisk gets stuck - it sort of freezes the computer.
So - I can never defrag!
WHY does the smegging scandisk not FIND the smegging errors in the first place, without being told by defrag? Why can't it fix them?
I hate computers.
Or, at least mine...
Dem computers are strange !!
I finally bit the bullet and bought a new one !
We HAD to buy a new computer not too too long ago...the monitor went blooie, and we still don't know why. Originally, we were just going to replace the tower, and get a CD burner, but fate stepped in. A friend is in the biz, and constructed this new beast for a very good price.
yearn.........nose pressed up against windowpane.....
My love wants a flatscreen monitor so badly, so badly, so so badly. I'm supposed to pick one. Any recommendations?
did you try flattening your current one? it just wants a few gentle nudges with a hammer.
I dunno Joe, flatscreen was waayyyy out of our budget, big screen yes, flat, no.
Laptops are the way to go man !!
I work at home, a PC is fine for me, and a cable modem. Mrs. cav has an old laptop, but would looovvve a new one. <sigh> Won't be coming from me!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
My screen barely works..
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
