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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 04:55 pm
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-005.gif
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 06:13 pm
time out, bad bunnies must be punished
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 06:21 pm
And then . . . the oral sex ! ! !


(thanks to Monty Python and the Holy Grail . . . )
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 06:25 pm
The truth is out, all sexes is oral sexes.......
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 06:59 pm
This joke was making the rounds just before the Iraq invasion last Spring.

Bush and Rumsfeld walk into a bar and order a couple of beers. They're talking business with the bartender listening attentively, as bartenders are wont to do. Bush says, "OK, Don, here's the plan. We do an over-flight, bomb hell out of Iraq, kill about 500,000 Iraquis. Then we drop in the paratroopers and kill this good-looking blonde with the big teats."

Distraught, the bartender interrupts. "Het, wait a minute. Why'n'hell you wanna kill a good-looking woman with big teats?"

Bush turns back to Rumsfeld. "See? I toldja nobody gives a **** about 500,000 Iraquis. "
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 09:37 pm
Naughty, naughty Zute! (woman in The Holy Grail with big tits.) Laughing
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:45 am
i need a thought for today. brain erased. any suggestions? i'll take anything.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:48 am
Hmm...how about....have you ever wondered about the fact that when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:49 am
hmmm, mind boggling. i meant something deep and publicly presentable though.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:49 am
Think of the roadkill on the freeways of South Dakota.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:52 am
well, now the brain is waking up. some squashed squirrels in there and a temptation to call random numbers - will try that from work though, people here are cunning and call right back. need to change the message of answering machine to say i am from the association people with deadly infectious diseases or whatnot.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:57 am
Too early for deep here, dag, but lemme think...okay, seeing as we are having an election here soon, and none of youse really know anything about Canadian politics, does this guy make sense? I have never voted NDP before, but I'm thinking about it:

http://www.publicpower.ca/index.htm

Go ahead...choose an issue...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 06:57 am
Naughty Zute!!!!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:03 am
he almost looks it, don't he. howard hampton, did he have a facelift? not that it'd be wrong. arrgh, late for work, yet again, still no worthy thought.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:06 am
worthy?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:10 am
I dunno about Howard Hampton, but Jack Layton, another NDP, goes to my dermatology clinic....makes you wonder....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:11 am
what about?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:12 am
WELL, they do Botox and cosmetic surgery in addition to the normal services...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:14 am
So - which of those have you had, Cav?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2003 07:14 am
What abt penis enlargement ?
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