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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 03:09 pm
Actually, it would be kontol. For your foreign language class: kontol and bebek are repectively; male and female genitalia. But, I digress........

Now you know, for discerning minds only Cool
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 03:21 pm
Oh my!
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 04:18 pm
I think yours is pretty good Smile
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 08:27 pm
Oh my indeed. For someone who is in a goofy mood tonight, kontol and bebek sound like characters on Star Trek.
I suppose for those who spring from the center of the mind and Oz, this all makes sense.
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 10:02 am
It do, welcome aboard Diane Cool
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 03:18 pm
Sense? Sense?!

Are we supposed to be making SENSE here??!!

Damn!

Sense I cannot make so early in the morning!!!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:13 pm
Kontol and Bebek do indeed sound like Klingons, a la Lursa and Bator. I stopped at Lingam and Yoni, seemed I had it covered.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:24 pm
Good!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:25 pm
we don't want our boys and girls "out there" - do we?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:27 pm
True enough....now did they have fig leaf boxers, briefs and thongs? Perhaps that is a question for the ages....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:32 pm
Fig leaves are PRICKLY! I believe they were far more likely to have used softer ones...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 06:40 pm
You know that fig leaves are pickly, Deb??!!
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 06:46 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
You know that fig leaves are pickly, Deb??!!


She has a long history with fig leaves! On the farm, you know! Fig trees, f'gudness-sake!

YOU people, sheeesh!
Shocked
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:40 pm
did that actually help?


hmmmmmm

dlowan on a farm, experiencing prickly things

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


must digress
must digress
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:45 pm
Dear Bunny,

Why is George Bush up a creek without a paddle? Doesn't he know he can't move that boat up and down the creek without the proper equipment?
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:49 pm
I always suspected that was Dubya's problem..."doesn't have the proper equipment"...uh huh, makes a lotta sense. Smile
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:53 pm
Are we still on the 'equipment' kick? Kontol yourselves, fa Pete's sakes.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:25 pm
equipment.........ummm, anybody have any of that around here?
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 01:05 pm
ehBeth wrote:
did that actually help?


hmmmmmm

dlowan on a farm, experiencing prickly things

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


must digress
must digress


You were expecting help, HELP, from me! Poor deluded thing you are!!!

I'm just here for the beer, or something!

I'm pretty good at stirring the possum, though (but don't mention this at home!)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2003 02:45 pm
Beer? Someone say beer? They're giving out free beer? Where, where?
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