Patio Bow Wow -- I am printing out that last response of yours, embellished with curlicues from PhotoShop, and framing it and displaying it above my desk. Or somewhere.
Dear Auntie Lowan,
Any advice for someone suffering from an apartment complex?
Get a house in the country!!!!!!! :wink:
apartment complex
<thud>
that ^ has never happened without tall leather boots being involved
ever
Hey, gimme a break! ... I'm talkin' big trouble here, a real pickle, if I say so myself.
Some go on as though the condiment life is great, but that's before they've tried it. The management here is pretty sad really. They surely can't be paying the utility company on a regular basis. The power's off practically all the time.
I got this neighbor overhead who moved in about the same time as me. He seemed a pretty decent egg at first, but after sitting here in the cold and dark all this time, he's grown hard and, what's worse, he's starting to smell a bit. I noticed that the other day when he passed by here and my lid was ajar.
You know, it used to be I was pretty much satisfied with my lot ... plenty of fresh air and sunshine. Just hanging around enjoying the fruit of the vine. But then I got picked for special duty and was bunged in here with these other stiffs, most of whom are juiced up all the time.
Trust me, it's no kinda life to be relished.
Debacle, you and Patio are supremely funny today.........nice for a rainy Sunday (again)
Oh my! (Basking in Debacle's bavkness and the general wit - but too Monday am'ed to join in with any credit to myself or Digressia...)
Damme, Dewey, when you come bavk, you come bavk with a bang, dont'cha?
Dear Aunty Lowan,
I managed to seduce the waiteress in the hotel bar yesterday (according to my collegue who was drinking with me).
And since I could have not taken her upto my room (she has the wrong equipment) should I have apologized for my shamelss flirting ? Do u think she was disappointed ?
Why couldnt it be a guy ?
Oh my! You MUST apologize - and explain - she prolly feels bad!
This is on my agenda for the evening - if she is on duty again tonite
How do you know (s)he had the wrong equipment
- just asking
may be a setup you know
Okay, the two long pointy ears and constant fag in the mouth was a dead give-a-way :sigh:
Sigh.
I am still alive...I think....
Thank goodness, I do not know if I could survivial without a reoccurring
bunny treatment
Okay, that's enough. Let's try to keep the sentimentality to a minimum.
