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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 12:08 pm
Anybody remember the 1950 Nash Rambler?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 12:08 pm
Blatham, that's horrible.

Every child deserves to be chained to a Frigidaire, not a GE.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:13 pm
P'dog
You mean Lauren Jackson, of the Canberra Capitals, Australian Opals, and Seattle Storm?

Holy Mackerel! She's 6ft 5in! Shocked
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:16 pm
P-dog says: "All the more to love my dearie" or something like that, but don't let me speak on his behalf, please....and holy mackeral indeed (wot's that smell baby...) Laughing Ahh, lowbrow humour...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:17 pm
yeah, a tall, blond, athletic aussie. can't miss with that combo.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:18 pm
Quote:
Anybody remember the 1950 Nash Rambler?


My dad had a slightly later model one -- don't remember what year -- that he bought for fifty bucks in the late 60s. Three speed, shifter on the stem. Had a big hole in the floorboards in the back where you could watch the road go by. My friends called it the Green Grenade and refused to ride in it.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:33 pm
Three-speed stick on the steering post is correct. The one my dad had was a convertible. It also had front seats that could be reclined all the way back so that the backrest of the front seat connected to the backseat and made a dandy bed. Never did have a chance to try that out on a date, though. Too young to drive at the time.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:39 pm
cavfancier wrote:
P-dog says: "All the more to love my dearie" or something like that, but don't let me speak on his behalf, please....and holy mackeral indeed (wot's that smell baby...) Laughing Ahh, lowbrow humour...


Watch it, buddy. Don't make me come over there and have Lauren beat you up.

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Never did have a chance to try that out on a date, though. Too young to drive at the time.


Too young to drive? Or too young to drive?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:44 pm
Lauren could truly beat me into submission, especially with balls in her hands.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:50 pm
She plays basketball, cav -- not marbles.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 02:11 pm
Oh, heck, 12 or 13 is old enough to drive.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 02:15 pm
Damn, it's gettin' nasty in here . . .

The working class plays basketball

The middle class plays tennis

The ruling class plays golf

The smaller yer balls, the higher ye rise . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 02:20 pm
We played with a giant "earth ball" in grade school. I guess they knew we were destined to be the dregs of society.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 02:21 pm
Lotta company down here in the slime, though, Boss . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 02:22 pm
Tenemos balones...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 03:26 pm
Yeah, she plays basketball, what, she can't dribble two balls at the same time?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 03:34 pm
Sure, but, y'know, she's got big hands, and... well, y'know.

At any rate, she's liable to bounce them around a bit and then toss 'em in a bucket.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 03:37 pm
Setanta wrote:
Damn, it's gettin' nasty in here . . .

The working class plays basketball

The middle class plays tennis

The ruling class plays golf

The smaller yer balls, the higher ye rise . . .


This is truly the "Peter Principal."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 03:38 pm
I just ran out to my living room, because i could hear shouting and such coming from outside. It was, in fact, the TV, which I had forgotten to turn off. There was one of those cops being followed by cameras shows on.

A fella was leading a whole posse of cops down a road. The cops - a lot of them - had big guns. He had a knife.

They were kind of upset with him about his knife, and were telling him to drop it. He wouldn't, which upset them more.

I was thinking, what IS this? This guy has twenty or more guns on him, some cops getting kind of agitated - he is NOT going to win this one, what kind of nut does this?

Then - I recalled the only time in my life when I had cops waving guns at ME, and very agitated, and telling me to put my f...ing hands up on the f...ing fence before they blew my f...ing brains out.

Odd thing is, it never occurred to me, or anyone I was with, to do as we were told! In fact, I moved TOWARDS them - with my hands in that open, peaceful gesture, and spoke to them as I would to frightened horses, to try to get them to calm down, which they did.

Is it a universal human thing to ignore the orders of agitated constabulary with big guns pointed at us? Seems odd, really...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 03:41 pm
I find it odd that cops are not inclined to be more relaxed when they find themselves in a nice posse...
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