Well I only know you and Charlize Theron who share a birthday with me so I HAVE to right you poetry, its the done thing don't you know
Ok David Duchovny as well, now YOU'RE getting excited -right ?
Hmmmmmmm - hmmmmmmm - hmmmmmmmm - it is interesting.
Are all other 7th August folk men?
WAAAAAAAAAAH!
I can't sleep! I need a bed-time story!
WaaaaaaH!
My cousin (well, one of them) is a wimmin type, but hers is 5 August. Does that help?
Help me sleep?
No.
But - I am sure she is charming.
There once was a little rabbit, who tried to sleep. She closed her eyes, took a few deep breaths, and went right to sleep. Then a hawk came down and ate her. The End.
Does that one help at all?
Actually pd, you skipped the part about the tremendous bowel movement
(for brevity
) - The End
I thought that was a given.
You are very bad doggies to torment the bunny like that.
Dear Bunny, once upon a time, a couple of naughty doggies and a cynical wolf were harrassing a wee coney who simply wished to got to sleep. The doggies took off a flat-out run, but began to skid on the icy snow, and slid into the shed in which they slept, knocking themselves silly--or sillier than they previously had been. The wolf attempted to sneak up on the wee wabbit, but a fecal impaction so tortured his bowels, that he began to yelp disconsolately, giving himself away. The wee bunny scampered off to a safe burrow, where she fell right sleep, in the comforting knowledge of the discomforture of her tormentors. The end. Night-night Miss Bunny.
But the next morning, she awoke to an enormous dung at the mouth of her burrow, and she suffocated.
But not before finding a blonde canine on her bed who had been making love to her all night while she slept and used up all the available oxygen that caused the demise of them both - The End!
Forget about dung. Forget about dung beetles. Remember the Coffee Crisp!
That will be my rallying cry.
How do you like your coffee?
CRISP!
Great. This was some Canajun thing, right?
but of course, my little canine friend.
Giving Canadians in the US what they miss most
SPREAD THE WORD!
Quote:We currently stock these products:
NESTLE: Coffee Crisp, Triple Chocolate Coffee Crisp, Aero chocolate bars, Smarties chocolate candies, Big Turk, Kit Kat.
CADBURY: Caramilk, Wunderbar, Mr. Big, Crunchie, Crispy Crunch, Flake, Fusion.
HERSHEY: Eat-More.
OTHER CANDY: Neilson Jersey Milk, Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts, Maynards' Wine Gums.
pauvre pauvre muricans. they don't even know that they're eating candy bars, not chocolate bars.
I like sandwiches myself. Can't remember my last bar of sugar stuff.
(should i have told them? will their feelings be hurt? should i have waited until the bunny was here to soothe them?)
Quote:Love is a panacea that cures pain by replacing it with greater pain. When all other pains have been driven out, does love become a cure for itself?
Or some such. I can't accurately quote those Eco translations, daggummit.
the bunny is part of a magic act.
we can only <gasp> guess who the man in the hat is!
