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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
hiama
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 12:37 pm
Thats true-let me know and I'll send you the video of Fatal Atraction for security purposes-you can never be too careful-you and she sound very nice for antipodeans-not too sure about the pink writing though!

It definitely differentiates you, a bit like calculus really !
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 12:41 pm
hiama
You sound Ok for an antipodean, also. Yes, we are quite nice, really. Dlowan is the intelligent, eddicated, sensible, socially responsible one. I'm the clown!

I love to play with colour, and just decided I like my posts pink!
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 12:54 pm


Margo I like playing with crayons too, I am a somewhat simple soul myself much given to levity and sometimes I have been known to leap over whole buildings due to a rare combination of hot air, large frame and wind caused by eating too many of the wrong sort of legumes
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 12:58 pm
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

That explains some things about UK!
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 01:23 pm
What you mean about our ability to jump over tall buildings, yes we won 23 gold medals at the last Olympics-17 more than thorpedo !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 02:55 pm
A hovercraft I trow!!!

Legumes give a man legs, and take away the need for them!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 04:05 pm
Here's the stats on olympic medals by country.

http://www.msnbc.com/d/oly2002/medaltable_c.asp

c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 04:42 pm
oh for heaven's sake!
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 07:30 pm
Quote:
An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.


What is "heaven's sake" and how does one get there?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2003 10:34 pm
One becomes exasperated, and ends up there as the night follows the day...
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 07:46 am
I give you the end of a Golden String,
Only wind it into a ball,
It will lead you in at Heaven's Gate
Built in Jerusalem's Wall.

Willaim Blake
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 11:53 am
Aaaacccchchhhh! You mean Winter Olympics? Remarkable for us to win anything, when you consider most of us have never seen snow or ice, unless we make the trek to the snowfields. There are no cities and precious few towns that experience snow in Oz!

The Summer Olympics - I remember. I was there! (a bit!)
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 01:30 pm
Oooops, here's the summer olympics medals by country.
Sorry guys! Wink

http://sydney2000.espn.go.com/medaltracker/totalmedals

c.i.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 01:34 pm
Cuba did surprisingly well for their 'small' country. Wink c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 03:11 pm
Olympics? Now this is a SPORTS thread?! Over my cold, dead body!

Pffffffffffffffffffftttttttt!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 03:48 pm
Dear Auntie Buns,

Where is the TV remote? Has it fallen down behind the couch (again), or is it on the breakfast bar covered in unpaid bills (again), or has one of the girls stuck in their toy chest and something's pressing down on the buttons and the batteries are going to be flat (again?).

Signed, Sleepy in Sydney.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 03:53 pm
Hmmmm - I suggest going into the centre of your house, concentrating until you have a clear mental image of the remote -a REALLY clear one - then calling it three times, aloud.

Wait for a little while, then look again.

I always think the couch is a good bet, though...
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 04:04 pm
Somebody was bragg'n about how many gold medals they won at the olympics. Just showing the results. c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 04:18 pm
Don't worry CI - this is my stroppy thread today - and yesterday - and maybe tomorrow....it is smegging MONDAY!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2003 04:42 pm
The workers in the US gets Monday as a holiday. It's called "President's Day." Wink c.i.
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