Yes apart from the smeggin rabbit we're all pretty peaceful types here ( oh yes and the Unicorn-watch him )
likes to blow his own horn, that unicorn...
Well, well. Ok, let's just place a big REJECTED stamp on my avatar. I'm going to keep it for a bit while I mull over this unexpected reaction from you people.
Bonobos! Feeeeeel the lerve....
Someone's got to or someone might use it as a spitoon
Gawd you have Eeyoreish tendencies, don't you Ratty old chap?
How would it ever be big enough for a spittoon? A LILLIPUTIAN spitoon, perhaps?
Er - I mean it is a LOVELY and VERY BIG horn - but spitoons are enormous!
Debs-So Am I dear as you well know
Gus- its not personal buddie-leave it for a while we are only two of millions
Bonobos explain hippies in evolutionary terms, methinks.
hiama wrote:Down boy down !!!!
Naaaaah !! U aint my type
Spitoons might be enormous in Australia, but I suggest that is merely a non-surprising consequence of the backward culture, if that noun even applies. Here in Canada, they are no larger than a tea cup celebrating Elizabeth's coronation. In Switzerland, not only are they made of a self-cleaning stainless steel alloy, but also are even smaller than the Canadian style. American spitoons are the greatest on earth, befitting that nation - they function on a lazer-guidance system produced by General Dynamics and are precisely one-half the diameter of John Ashcroft's sphincter - and that is very very small indeed.
Blatham - at last I get to use this phrase made famous by Al Pacino as Sonny in "Dog day Afternoon"!
Kiss me!
(someone ask why!)
I know I'm going to regret this - W H Y ? ( retreats well out of spitting distance)
Ok, wait for it, remember, this pertains to Blatham's dissertation upon the size of spitoons ......
because,
wait for it,
I like to be kissed
when I'm being f*cked.
