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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:38 am
As in:

Don't let it hit you on the butt as you go "untoward" the door. Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:41 am
Indeed.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:43 am
I didn't realize that was a Craven word. I've been using it on occasion for years.

Am I going to have to duke it out with the Hamster Lord? Best of three falls?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:45 am
Nah - it is a favoured word of his, though - like the dreaded logomachy.

It would be fun to watch the match, though.

With, or without, mud?
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:46 am
As soon as I saw above post I couldn't help but remember the last time I went to a baseball game (Red Sox at Fenway Park). After the game my then wife and two long time friends hopped on a trolley at Kenmore Square in Boston to get to our car on the north shore. It was of course packed. I managed to wiggle onto the bottom step. Just as the door was closing a young woman sqeezed onto the step. She was between me and another man. Wife and friends at the top. The crowd was really quiet (not unusual) when I announced in a loud voice "The last time I was this close to a woman I had to marry her. It wasn't quiet any more.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:46 am
I already have him lined up with Roberta's cat, Mikey - who is, by all accounts, a puma in a pussycat disguise - to see if he can shave Mikey or not.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:47 am
I'd prefer without. The mud tends to clog up my musk glands, making me confused about my identity and putting me at a distinct disadvantage.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:47 am
LOL
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:48 am
Jelly?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:48 am
car-sin-o-genic (sic): the ill effects of talking on your cell phone while driving.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:49 am
LOLLER
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:50 am
as opposed to...

carson-o-genic: the act of selective breeding with the express aim of producing a late-night talk show host.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:51 am
Another LOL!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:52 am
oughta be a law against it...

THIS is how I get to that gross number of posts, you know - responding to you guys!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:55 am
If you weren't so receptive, we'd probably just bug you more.

Or go bother littlek. The future's hard to predict when you can't think past the end of your... nose.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 11:03 am
er...huh?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 11:04 am
que?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 11:07 am
She's from Barcelona....
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 11:48 am
Spanish fly?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 12:05 pm
I will not explain myself.
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