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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:19 pm
Chafing makes her happy.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:29 pm
The painful thing is to separate the weal from the chafe...
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 04:42 pm
My painful problem is separating the chafing from the jockey shorts! Cool
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 06:35 pm
oh the problems of summertime, BillW
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 08:38 pm
This is becoming almost Shakespearean in its movement from word to word and thought to thought.

There ought to be something to do with summer and cockchafers that I could say to round it off!
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 09:03 pm
I know that I digress from digressing, but how was the first day back, bunny?
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 09:57 am
And how was the first day front ?
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 09:57 am
And side ways
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 10:00 am
LOL! I made it but halfway through - went sort of white and nearly fell over around lunchtime - but it was gratifying to have been missed!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 10:07 am
dlowan wrote:
LOL! I made it but halfway through - went sort of white and nearly fell over around lunchtime - but it was gratifying to have been missed!


This happens all the time when I miss my morning bourbon break.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 10:34 am
So Patio, when you turn white, does that effect yer personal relationships?
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 10:38 am
Not if they are offering a Jack and coke!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 10:42 am
Setanta wrote:
So Patio, when you turn white, does that effect yer personal relationships?


No, the purpose of the bourbon is to effect my personal relationships. As for the whiteness, it doesn't affect them in any way; nobody notices the difference...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jun, 2003 10:43 am
BillW wrote:
Not if they are offering a Jack and coke!


Jack? A mere inconvenience between the cheapness of Old Crow and the relative quality of Jim Beam.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 10:15 am
And if the Bars were closed and all I had to offer was Jack - you'd turn it down?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 10:44 am
Hell no, I wouldn't turn it down. Just because I think that Mad Pizza is better than Dominoes Pizza doesn't mean I'll refuse a slice of Dominoes.

Or bad sex...
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 11:50 am
Never found any bad sex, have found bad pizza and booze that was refused!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 11:56 am
Sheesh. Not by me, so long as there were not superior alternatives to be had...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 12:12 pm
while there is no such critter as a bad orgasm, its true that some are better than others.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 01:35 pm
'tis true-
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