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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 06:18 am
Hey - Moony was here and didn't mention farting.


now I am worried.
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 06:19 am
Thats why its called a digression -look I know its your thread but we are not going to get all comfortable and cliquey are we , I mean what would Farmerman say ?

Anyway its all a load of balls and stumps so maybe we ought to talk about something else or not ?

Rugby now there's a proper man's game, the scrum is a place of real culture and refinement, we could talk about loose heads and tight heads and oops maybe not, this is descending into that well known spanish posterior thingy-inuendo
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 06:43 am
Dear goddess, if we are not comfortable by page 199, when ARE we to be comfortable?

All dark and comfortless, is that how it is to be?

Our minds tossing upon the ocean?

No sleep, which knitteth up the ravell'd sleave of care?


The princess and the smegging pea?

Dancing thorough hill and dale in the cursed red shoes until some woodsman cut off our frenzied feets at the dainty ankles?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 07:04 am
Get thee to a woodchopper's ball.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 07:08 am
A single ball is the sign of a careless woodchopper.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 07:43 am
when i a kid, girls played 3 ball up the wall
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 07:54 am
Dear Uncle oldandknew Laughing, who did the thrid ball belong too ???
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 08:04 am
Or a unique eunuch ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 08:10 am
Enough of the unique eunuchs! Each eunuch is unique in his own unquiet quietus!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 08:10 am
Except operatic castrati, who were not quiet at all..... hmm, there is one for the opera thread!
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 08:20 am
Speaking of eunuchs, did ya know that they are the only people who are legally allowed to beg in India ?

And families always seek blessings from them when a child is born - if a baby is blessed by an eunuchs, his life is supposed to be full of good luck.

And also during a wedding, where they always put up a song and dance sequence to bless the newly weds ?
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 08:24 am
I wouldn't think that eunuchs have much good luck to share!
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marycat
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2003 08:31 am
Maybe they give away the luck they might have had?
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 11:23 am
Auntie Lowan, if youse ever get real stumped you should try consulting the mysterious Advice Bunny.. Advice Bunny Answers Your Questions
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 12:23 pm
hehehehehehehehehehe


the bunny's a bit easy to stump, but still fun!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 12:25 pm
Your question was:

Quote:
Is dlowan really a he?


The Advice Bunny's response is:

Quote:
Whoa talk about a 50-50 chance. You might as well flip a coin for that one.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 12:30 pm
He refused to tell me if dlowan was a serious threat to society! Twisted Evil
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 01:06 pm
margo wrote:
He refused to tell me if dlowan was a serious threat to society! Twisted Evil


He must've been too worried about starting a panic!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 05:31 pm
What the hell IS it wih you people?!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2003 05:36 pm
Lapinophobia, it seems . . .
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