Hey - Moony was here and didn't mention farting.
now I am worried.
Thats why its called a digression -look I know its your thread but we are not going to get all comfortable and cliquey are we , I mean what would Farmerman say ?
Anyway its all a load of balls and stumps so maybe we ought to talk about something else or not ?
Rugby now there's a proper man's game, the scrum is a place of real culture and refinement, we could talk about loose heads and tight heads and oops maybe not, this is descending into that well known spanish posterior thingy-inuendo
Dear goddess, if we are not comfortable by page 199, when ARE we to be comfortable?
All dark and comfortless, is that how it is to be?
Our minds tossing upon the ocean?
No sleep, which knitteth up the ravell'd sleave of care?
The princess and the smegging pea?
Dancing thorough hill and dale in the cursed red shoes until some woodsman cut off our frenzied feets at the dainty ankles?
Get thee to a woodchopper's ball.
A single ball is the sign of a careless woodchopper.
when i a kid, girls played 3 ball up the wall
Dear Uncle oldandknew

, who did the thrid ball belong too ???
Enough of the unique eunuchs! Each eunuch is unique in his own unquiet quietus!
Except operatic castrati, who were not quiet at all..... hmm, there is one for the opera thread!
Speaking of eunuchs, did ya know that they are the only people who are legally allowed to beg in India ?
And families always seek blessings from them when a child is born - if a baby is blessed by an eunuchs, his life is supposed to be full of good luck.
And also during a wedding, where they always put up a song and dance sequence to bless the newly weds ?
I wouldn't think that eunuchs have much good luck to share!
Maybe they give away the luck they might have had?
Auntie Lowan, if youse ever get real stumped you should try consulting the mysterious Advice Bunny..
Advice Bunny Answers Your Questions
hehehehehehehehehehe
the bunny's a bit easy to stump, but still fun!
Your question was:
Quote:Is dlowan really a he?
The Advice Bunny's response is:
Quote:Whoa talk about a 50-50 chance. You might as well flip a coin for that one.
margo wrote:He refused to tell me if dlowan was a serious threat to society!
He must've been too worried about starting a panic!
What the hell IS it wih you people?!
Lapinophobia, it seems . . .