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Mon 1 Nov, 2004 11:44 pm
We once had a thread about which a2k'er you'd vote for president, or something like that ... now, varying on a theme ... this topic seemed appropriate for the moment ;-)
( innocent look) but I'D NEVER think about converting fellow A2Kers into cannon fodder.
Not many, anyhow
FOr myself, i'd be the one selling weapons to both sides. HAHAHAHA
Er - I don't know which positions armies play, as it were......
I volunteer to guard the rear - from my home.
Nopes. Anything do with rears is my job
Oops - Sorry, gautam. I will just go back to sleep then.
I'd be keen to deal with strategic issues...and/or motivation of the troops.
I took a course at university called "War, Peace & Global Security" but I'd need Setanta to provide me with more historic information on which to base plans!
Safecracker is a military man, so he's definitely on the list of prime candidates for command/training the novices.
KP
My duties as a sonarman definitely make me a prime candidate to water my banana trees.
I would capture nimh and PDiddie.
I would infect BBB's computer, so she couldn't access any more articles and post her propaganda.
Meanwhile, I would take pictures of PDiddie and superimpose him shaking hands with Bush--spreading them all over the A2K pages, with balloons coming out of his mouth like, "I can't believe I was so wrong about you! Why didn't I think for myself, instead of believing that liar, McAuliffe!!" Pictures of PDiddie fishing with the Bush family...
I would put nimh in a room (nicely decorated and with sandwiches, of course) with a huge screen, playing Kerry's voting record and conflicting statements, until he realized Kerry's Presidency would be a disaster. (This should take 20 minutes...) Then, I would hold a press conference and let nimh explain in detail the horrors of a Kerry Presidency.
This should sway everyone else.
PDiddie's pictures would zap the mindless--nimh would sway the thinking opposition.
Ah. Victory.
Lash wrote:I would capture nimh and PDiddie.
I would infect BBB's computer, so she couldn't access any more articles and post her propaganda.
Meanwhile, I would take pictures of PDiddie and superimpose him shaking hands with Bush--spreading them all over the A2K pages, with balloons coming out of his mouth like, "I can't believe I was so wrong about you! Why didn't I think for myself, instead of believing that liar, McAuliffe!!" Pictures of PDiddie fishing with the Bush family...
I would put nimh in a room (nicely decorated and with sandwiches, of course) with a huge screen, playing Kerry's voting record and conflicting statements, until he realized Kerry's Presidency would be a disaster. (This should take 20 minutes...) Then, I would hold a press conference and let nimh explain in detail the horrors of a Kerry Presidency.
This should sway everyone else.
PDiddie's pictures would zap the mindless--nimh would sway the thinking opposition.
Ah. Victory.
I think this belongs in Kicky's nightmare thread :wink:
Farmerman for General. He's already got the uniform.
Paulaj reporting for duty Sir.
I would like to offer my services in the following areas and would like these people on my team-
Covert Operations -Gus
Interrogations - Kicky
Interior Decorating - Eva
Call me if you need me. I have my people standing by.
I would seduce Lash and turn her over to the dark side, thus ruining her plans.
Now, quick, pick about 1000 diplomats!!
Lash wrote:Now, quick, pick about 1000 diplomats!!
I don't have to. I'm good enough as a diplomatic army of one.
Cav can be a diplomatic liason.
I'm sure I would be cleaning up after a bunch of greezy cooks in the mess hall - but would have a really great title.
It is my understanding that Cav is very good at liasons
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