If A2K were an army (or two) ... Who would you have where?

now that we have a well organized proud army, don't we need an enemy? someone should volunteer.

All those who refuse to date me are enemies

hahaha Gautam.

there's always a pimp in the group.

(And...what would be the point of dating you, I ask? A dashing escort with a sparking sense of humor just ain't enough, I'm afraid. )

Montana, here's your bikini and an AK-47. When the time comes, just picture your ex's face on the enemy. They won't stand a chance.

Willow, I LOVE your uniform! The hair and the boobs are definitely killer. We can even smuggle ammo in the hair if we have to. Can we order more of these uniforms for our elite paratrooper units? That would surely send the enemy running for cover.

Joa, we are going to need your expert strategic planning skills. Just as soon as we....um.....find an enemy.

Damn, what am I missing then ?

We can fight the trolls?

Motivation, m'dear.

The orcs are mobilizing!

Now where the heck is my uniform?

Ahh... There it is.

<applause!> <applause!>

If anyone else is still looking for a uniform, I have a few left in the closet...

I'll take bachelor #7, (previous page) he's good with "mounting rifles"...................oops wrong thread.

Eva, thanks for the uniform, but I DO NOT look like Woody Allen/Boris Grushenko.
I repeat: I DO NOT look like Woody Allen.

But what about this?
(With the Democrats vs. Republicans threads on the backstage)

God, am I conceited or what?!!!

Is it too late for me and my uniform?

I was thinking I could casually join the enemy and teach them to rise up against their fascist leaders, all the while spreading stories of a legion that will set them free under a new leadership devoid of corruption or greed.

Check it out:

"Nikolai, I heard your shop is doing badly this year, yes? Listen, my brother, it is a shame that those fat men eating on the finest of silvers have no cares for you. It is a shame those big leaders do not feel for you from their great tall mansions.
Comrade, listen to me. They have no concern for your worries. You are like the dirt of the floor to them. You are the filth that comes from the assholes of cows. But even such filth can grow abundant crop.
Nikolai, we must organize. We must gather the people together. Make them know that we can change things. We will strike those dogs like a bear at a baby.
I have heard, perhaps, if we begin this work together that there may be help from outside. If we begin to take down the opressors, perhaps a great army will come to aide us and give us a better way to be living ourselves.
My brother, my comrade, my friend; you know what you must do. Go now. Seed the revolution."

But do not think this will make the war easy. I doubt my work will ever penetrate the army. I will be living among the peasants. I will eat their food, drink their water, milk their cows, sleep on their straw, shear their sheep, slaughter their chickens, and raise their hearts to the future.

Dauer

I've seen a photo of fbaezer here, es muy macho.... y intelligente.

Si.

Ah yes, dauer....the revolution. Tell you what. You go eat and sleep with the peasants, and I'll infiltrate the ranks of the fat, rich men living in the tall mansions, okay?

OK, Eva, you take the fat ones, I'll take the young handsome and rich ones.

Sorry dag, but don't you know? It's the old, fat ones that are rich, never the young, handsome ones.