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If A2K were an army (or two) ... Who would you have where?

 
 
Synonymph
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:18 am
In the end, it's always about sex, isn't it?
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:19 am
Drat!!! Sex with Cav!! The only thing that may divert me from my crusade...(Oh, damn, my side never can pick the right words!!!)

I would immediately kidnap blatham, and force him to spellcheck and edit our soundbites!!!!
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:20 am
Lash
My first priority for the good of A2K would be to wash out Lash's mouth with soap; a good quality old-fashioned lye soap.

BBB
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:23 am
Lash wrote:
Drat!!! Sex with Cav!! The only thing that may divert me from my crusade...(Oh, damn, my side never can pick the right words!!!)

I would immediately kidnap blatham, and force him to spellcheck and edit our soundbites!!!!


'Tis not the crusade,
just the love made.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:34 am
BBB, unfortunately took on a project destined to fail.

She is now per Clockwork Orange, reading the interminable reams of cut and pasted articles she cruelly inflicted upon innocent bystanders for, lo, many years...

A proper judgement...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:36 am
I would be a cook for the liberal* forces.



(U.S. understanding of the word)
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:40 am
Man, I had a whole list typed out with ranks and all. My browser ate it.

To summarize:

fbaezer for Commander in Chief
georgeob1 was a general and so was fishin'
and I also had Walter, steissd, mysteryman, Lusatian (with the special mission of using tact, nuance and diplomacy to soothe relations), roger, and cjhsa (he was a private so that he could do a lot of shooting).
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:42 am
I can be the glamrous spy who has to sleep with everyone to get the information... (can this be navy then, I have a thing for sailors..)
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:44 am
Gautam wrote:
I can be the glamrous spy who has to sleep with everyone to get the information... (can this be navy then, I have a thing for sailors..)


Can I be your boss? I will give you many interesting assignments.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:47 am
First priority--finding a receptive gay conservative...
<hee>
Quite an assignment.

Of course, Gautum is dazzling...
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 10:18 am
Eva reporting for duty, sir (or ma'am)...

I will certainly undertake the duties of Interior Decorator, paulaj. I have some definite ideas for the headquarters of both sides.

First, however, we must do something about uniforms.

Hmmmmm......
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 10:23 am
Cinnesthesia wrote:
In the end, it's always about sex, isn't it?


I have been admiring your new palindromic signature. Does that mean you swing both ways? We could use a Mata Hari in this army....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:39 am
Uniforms, hmmmm.

For our divisions I sugggest, double breasted navy blue suits, conservative ties.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:46 am
I volunteer to be a cannon stuffer - lacking cannon balls, i would use all the rabbits and troublemakers for artillery.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:52 am
Being a cook for the leftish, I'll have to forego making rabbit cacciatora.

Thinking, what would make a good righty hash? A little corned tongue, to start.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 11:56 am
Yeah yeah, they say an army marches on its feet - but what does it have on its feet.

I'd like to talk about footwear.

Leather, of course.
Oxblood red, preferably.
Not too high a heel.
Slingback?
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 12:03 pm
Wonderful thread...an antidote to the poison.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 12:09 pm
CJ, do you know that DAGMAR means Morning Star in ancient greek, which is exactly what MATA HARI means in whatever the language it comes from. So, voila, Mata Hari is my name!
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 12:15 pm
<Sure, no-one knows what 'Walter' means.>

<Nevermind, I'm totally out here - army, shudder. Non-swimmers.>
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 12:17 pm
Anybody going to Canada, that I can hitch a ride?
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