My cigars are Cuban, thank you very much.
Are you sure it was Turkey Gus? Not Hamburger? Or perhaps Baloney?...
On the other hand... My father used to keep a harlequin Macaw.
And they do live about a 100 years.
I think I've got a picture around here somewhere. Does this look like the one?
Ya know Gus, I'm done with that nifty avatar now, so you could use it for yourself if you like...
Or if you want to be real cool like them guys in the city, you could tip is sideways!
But try not to push it too far down on your head (you don't want to look silly, do ya?)
Edit= Damn that bird link