Joe writes, "Pardon the immensity of my density."
Oh! That is easy for you to say. I suppose you still have all your teeth.
Noddy writes, "Even Great Homer nods." Although elegantly formed, I fail to see a connection between Homer J. Simpson and the decent of humankind due to the gross exploitation of apostrophes. Unless, the ?'J' stands for Joe. In which case, all becomes clear.