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Marriage survival kit!

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:05 am
I was searching for a nightgown online but came up with this magenta velvet pant suit: http://www.portraitshoppe.com/Images/outfits/MagentaVelvetPantSuit.jpg

Seriously, though, I'd go with the communication theme - cell phone skin plates, ear plugs, a phone credit card, note pads or stationery, pens, maybe also stamps, walky-talkies, that sort of thing. You could play it up - e. g.

When you're close, use these <walky-talkies>
When farther away, use these <pull out phone stuff>
When you're even farther away, try these <take out the pens, note pads and stamps>
And when you're really far away, try this <matches and kindling, explain it's for smoke signals>
And don't forget these! <ear plugs>
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:11 am
Wow!
That velvet pant suit is amazing. It is stunning; it is clean; it is fetching! Perfect!
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:16 am
Rosemary could be a warning....marriage can be crazy making.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:52 pm
The pant suit has rendered me speechless....
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:01 pm
Blinders for him, blindfold for her.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:12 pm
A t-shirt big enough to fit either spouse.
The word "ADULT" printed on it.
You wear it when it's your turn to be the grown-up.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:19 pm
Ooh, I like that one, George!
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