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Marriage survival kit!

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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:44 am
Nope.
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:47 am
crossword puzzles?
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:06 am
inexpensive
A roll of duct tape. [And perhaps a witty list of ways that duct tape can be used to save a marriage . . .]

http://www.beststuff.com/images/articles/021903a.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:12 am
Save?

The thing hasn't begun!!!!
well, they HAVE lived together for a few years....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:13 am
moondoggy wrote:
crossword puzzles?


Blitzes 'em.

terrifyingly high IQ.

all verbal.

cept for the maths....
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 03:45 am
still thinking
dlowan wrote:
Save?


Survive? Marriage without getting divorced? My brother-in-law lives for duct tape--it is an essential marriage survival tool. Every time my sister complains about something being broken, he gets out the duct tape and fixes it. LOL

Best Stuff -- Duct Tape

Quote:
Duct tape is as essential to a household as aspirin or light bulbs. Thousands of uses. Necessary as a fiancé is to Jennifer Lopez, or argument is to Bill O’Reilly or a smothering tomato sauce is to any main course I’ve ever made. Other known uses include ripping out warts, flattening stomachs, pushing up cleavage, patching hoses, binding bumpers to jalopies. . . .


Still thinking. . . marriage survival kit, hmmmm.
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 04:02 am
Peggy Bundy
How about a Peggy Bundy reminder. . .

Peggy Bundy is a television icon who survived marriage just fine (in her own unique way) . . . you should be able to compose something witty about this electric tiki doll:

eBay

OR maybe a box of bon bons . . .
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 04:45 am
survival kits
compass

shovel
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 04:48 am
privacy shelter
Privacy shelter?

$42.50

Product Description

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http://www.storesonline.com/site/558697/product/SH33
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 04:54 am
good one
old fashioned cast iron fry pan (like the one that Ma Kettle would be swinging as she chased Pa Kettle)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:02 am
dlowan wrote:
Lol! My problem in a nutshell!

Spit it out, though!!!!


Help! Help! My problem is caught in a nutshell! It never used to be.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:06 am
Re: marriage survival
dlowan wrote:
Debra_Law wrote:
Common question in relationships: "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Perhaps you can provide the bride--a professional working woman--with a fresh supply of take-home or delivery menus from every restaurant in town . . . .


Lol - but he is the cook. And he is retired - and he loves it! The cooking, I mean - well, the retirement too....


Yep, that's me. I hear that question every day. If I lived closer, I'd offer up a gift certificate for a romantic private dinner for two cooked by a private chef. I'm fairly certain you have some in your neighbourhood though. :wink: It's a nice gift.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:28 am
I actually did have an Irish harpist at our ceremony. Our song was 'She Moved Through the Fair.'
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:39 am
Lol.

This is just a fun gift!!!!! CHEAP!!! I already have the wedding present.

The harpist is for the pre-wedding party - god only knows what will play at the wedding.

WHAT AM I GONNA WEARRRRRRRR??????!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:42 am
Re: good one
Debra_Law wrote:
old fashioned cast iron fry pan (like the one that Ma Kettle would be swinging as she chased Pa Kettle)


Now - that 's just ASKING fer trouble....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:43 am
Duct tape might be good as PART of the present....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:43 am
The Peggy thing would NOT be appreciated....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:44 am
And mebbe a silly painted stick as a talking stick......the bride IS known for being a terrible interruptor...
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 06:56 am
Fashion?
dlowan wrote:
WHAT AM I GONNA WEARRRRRRRR??????!!!!!


Oh my. For this dilemma, we need our fashion diva, Jespah. I have no doubt that Jespah will select a stunning outfit that will make all the other women absolutely hate you because their envy will be monumental.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 07:00 am
Just clean and fetching would be enough!!!!

Well, clean is easy.

And not late - I have developed a terrible late habit - through getting sick of always waiting for everyone cos I was on time... -
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