worst date ever

i like it... it brings out your eyes

now if you'd said eye....

i thought it but i didnt know if i wanted to go there... didnt know if you happened to be a cyclops by any chance

You're a remarkably gifted man seed and you fill me with sadness...I keep thinking about where I'd be now if I'd had your maturity at 22.

if you had had my maturity at 22 you would not be the person you are today... and if had happened who knows what kind of shape this world would be in today.

you made my point seed

A few ladies in the past made my point seed.

Cav deposits his fecund levity on the thread and then flits to another like a clown honey bee.

It's just my way, panzade. Sometimes the serious advice I feel the need to give just makes me want to be a clown again. I should really stay out of the Relationships and Marriage forum...

So, has any guy here accidentally gone on a date with a tranny or pre-op? I haven't, but I'll bet some of you have dated a woman who turned out to both have children, and work as an 'escort' to make money to pay for her MBA. <That I did >

oops!

No , I was thinking about what perfect timing you have in breaking up the tension with your levity. It's such an important job on a forum so that it's not always so adverserial. In other words, you add a lot to A2K that people sometimes don't realize.

OK clown, where's an e-mail...just send me a high...err I mean hi.

I understood, panzade, just wanted to add another story to the thread. I checked out my Yahoo e-mail, and I can only send 10 megs. Let's hope the IM starts up again. If it doesn't, I know MSN Messenger works.

While I snore at the slowness....I am preparing an e-mail to you, panzade.

thanks, I feel like a churlish suitor.

Done.

Hilarious-where did you find it?

what did you find cav?

Red Peters, Seed, whom I discovered some time ago.

im not sure i know who that is... but so i see... glad you found it!

back to the topic at hand... it wasn't MY worse date... but in college my roommate had a habit of having sex while i was in the room... asleep on the bottom bunk. well i was sleeping peacfully when my roommate, who we will call mark cus that his real name, came back with his girlfriend, who we will call amber, for the safety of her identity... well i was awoken as the bed started rocking and as i lay there cursing my roommate, for i had a big test in the morning, i heard "SON OF A B*TCH" then there was a WHACK! and then a groan which proceeded by my roommate jumping off the bed and running to the bathroom, holding his nose.... when asked what happened in the hospital later that night... he said"he slipped in the wrong hole" and she turned around and broke his nose.... it was pretty funny to me but not to him