@layman,
I can see a London "Bobbie" talkin to a terrorist now, eh?
Cop: You're new around these here parts, aint ya, boy?
Terrorist: Yeah I just got here from Sudan an hour ago.
Cop: Well, here, take this, you'll need it to start getting govermment paychecks immediately. It's a citizenship card, see?
Terrorist: Thanks, chump, uh, I mean "sir."
Cop: By the way, what's that bulge under you shirt?
Terrorist: Well, it aint no suicide bomb, or nuthin like that.
Cop: OK, let me give you directions to the local welfare office, then, eh?
Terrorist: I'm really set on seeing Parliament, truth be told. Can you give me directions as to how to get there?
Cop: Sure.