@Olivier5,
Here's a good plan for you, I figure, eh, Ollie?
1. Since you're interested in American politics, come here on a visa for the next election.
2. Register to vote, say you're a citizen (it's easy), and then vote for every cheese-eater you see on the ballot.
3. Exit the voting booth and get handcuffed by one of Trump's G-men.
4. Don't bother bringing bail money, ya aint gittin none anyway, because you're a flight risk.
5. Make some reports here from prison, tellin the cheese-eaters how brutal the conditions are.
You'll be a A2K hero, I tell ya!