Fast forward to about 2060 or 2070....
A man is on trial for raping a young woman in an attack which was witnessed in broad daylight by several hundred people; basically the guy just grabbed the woman as she was walking along the sidewalk, ripped off all her clothes, dragged her out into the middle of the street screaming and hollering, and had his way with her in full public view.
The Hon. Judge Thomas T. Harding presiding looks at the young woman and asks
Quote:Miss Brown, are you now or have you ever been a member of the United States demokkkrat party?
Quote:Why, no sir Your Honor, do I look like that sort of person?
Quote:One other question, Ms. Brown, have you ever voted for a Demokkkrat for anything?
Quote:Well, yes sir Your Honor, just once in an election for dog catcher in Tucumcari New Mexico... The demokkkrat candidate LOOKED sort of like a dog and I figured that might be of use in catching them...
Replies judge Harding:
Quote:I don't care how much evidence anybody claims that might be, no way in the world I'm convicting anybody of anything on the word of a lying, stinking, fricking demokkkrat....