george said, amongst some other stuff...
Quote:You aren't one of us: you are a Canadian.
Think of me as having cantaloupe thighs. Or as one of those bearded chaps who will (God be willing) bring all the bowling alleys in America under strict Sharia Law. Or similar to one of those long-legged Slavic girls who dream of moving to New York and meeting a rich man who has a hairdo that looks like a lunar lander.
I just want to be part of America. Part of the hustle and the bustle - mainly the hustle. Part of the greatest nation that has ever existed in the history of the entire planet. Who doesn't want to come to America, to be part of its rich story?
What do you want to achieve when you're in? you may be wondering. Well, here's the truth.
I want to find funding for a rocket that will carry into space a time capsule of Earth's story that wasn't filled with liberal propaganda like the one they sent before. The one that portrayed Charles Darwin as The True God. The next one should tell the truth (I feel God wants me to do this).
So what goes in our message? We should have a picture of our earth space craft on the moon's surface, two brave American astronauts standing in the moon sand on either side of a sign that reads "Ronald Reagan Was Here". Two hours of Sarah Palin's "Alaska". And calculations that the universe and the earth was created in 4004BC and earth came with dinosaur bones tantalizingly exposed - to tempt us to doubt our faith.
You can all chip in with ideas. I will then pray to discover who He has chosen.