@old europe,
"La-La-land" is not a real state.
You can do all of those things in Chicago and New York City. You'd be a criminal, but you can do it. Just don't caught. You can go down hard for it.
5 states allow Felons to own hand-guns: Kentucky, Louisiana, Minnesota, S. Dakota and Wyoming.
The only state on that list that does not require a permit for concealed carry is Wyoming, but it is for residents only.
So how many more lies you gotta make up?