@Walter Hinteler,
I remember when I first was employed in a Govt Agency that was supporting our corps of sappers in Nam. There was a mess provender provider that wanted to serve fish n chips in mess. (The product under review was Named after a semi- famous Brit Comedian(.
Before our govt would allow any a my boys taste of fish n chips served on some kinda fake ass newspaper. We had the technology to test the newspaper wrapper so it wouldn't do severl things, all of which scape me now. But I recall we hadda do one test whwerein we would save the wrappers for several dys and do bact swabs to see that, should a deep jungle sapper whish to lick his saved wrapper, nothing in there would kill him.
Rather than doing this crap I suggested we just tell the Platoon Sarges not to allow his guys to be sneaking around the jungle loaded with Crinkly newsprint. My rank was clearly repeated and an order to shut up and test the paper similarly repeated.
Who says our govt has only recently become dimwitted.
So, if ya wanna suck on rthur Treacher newsprint, youre ok for at least 3 days in tropical weather