In keeping with Finn's passionate and patriotic zest for crushing Americans who read books or who arrogantly set themselves to the task of criticizing His Terrificness, let us all rise up and DEMAND that he keep the key campaign promise of deporting undocumented immigrants!
Quote:In a 60 Minutes interview scheduled to air Sunday, President-elect Donald Trump said he planned to immediately deport two to three million undocumented immigrants after his inauguration next January.
“What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, where a lot of these people, probably two million, it could be even three million, we are getting them out of our country or we are going to incarcerate,” Trump told 60 Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl, according to a preview of the interview released by CBS. “But we’re getting them out of our country. They’re here illegally.”
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But let's be prepared here. Let's assess what this would look like.
1) Identifying the 2 or 3 million.
That's going to take a task force of, what? thousands of civil servants hired or redirected from other activities (forget the costs to taxpayers, it's important!) Simply relying on chance encounters between police or immigration and these brown bad people would take decades. Not good enough!
2) Rounding them up.
That ought to go smoothly. We're only talking about some hundreds of cities and towns. Probably thousands of them, I guess, but whatever. They'll be hiding (if not in the first week or two, after that they will be). So militarized swat teams will have to go house to house, apartment to apartment in all those cities. Doors bashed in. "DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW! PAPERS! WE NEED TO SEE YOUR PAPERS!". Probably best to do this at night when the bastards are sleeping and less prepared to cut the throats of our men in blue (or maybe a new color, black would be handsome). Sympathetic neighbors? Mace, stun weapons, arrests and incarceration, etc, all easy enough done. The inevitable protests that would rise up across the nation? Crush them. They are obstructing justice.
3) Holding facilities.
Cool. There's some infrastructure and job creation stuff right there. 2 or 3 million held in cities and towns across America means a lot of barbed wire fencing, a lot of toilets and guard towers and food and cooks, a lot of real estate rented, and a lot of guards. Like, I mean, a LOT. And those damned protesters again, because we can count on these homosexuals and bleeding heart types to show up so they have to be managed by more police types with shields and body armor and weapons. All good for the economy.
4) Moving the cantaloupe thighed scum
Another railway boom! America hasn't enjoyed one of those for a long time. The rails are in place but we're talking new boxcars. For speedy relocation, that's going to mean thousands or hundreds of thousands of new boxcars built to handle this necessary new traffic (can't use existing resources because those are needed for transport of all that stuff made in China). Imagine the boost to steel towns! The scum will need to be guarded along the routes past rivers and local Home Depots and schools where blue eyed children play and that's more employment. And then, of course, more protesters along every route, they'll have to be removed and maced, probably, and put in jails (we'll need more so that means just more economic activity!). How to feed the scum in transit? Simple. Using batons and pepper spray, move the scum to one side of each boxcar then stuff in a taco truck. Hell, it will be the best most of these degraded people have ever eaten. Water? Are you kidding?! Urine is sterile. They should have thought about this before breaking the law.
5) Cargo delivery finalized
OK, the final step. No problem really other than hundreds of thousands of boxcars converging at that insufficiently-porous southern border (insufficient for the north to south directionality, that is). So, just get the smelly boxcars near the border somewhere, then open the doors and the swat teams and the German Shepards along with the patriotic help of local NRA and militia liberty lovers can direct the scum back to scumland. No problem.
Make Donald keep his promises!
