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Right! Time to bring out the BIG STICK!!!

 
 
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 01:27 am
Was that really necessary, Mr Stillwater? Poor wee hamsters!
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 02:25 am
... however, I enjoyed the slide show. Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 02:40 am
If Pondy wants to get to the hamsters, he's gonna hafta go through me

http://www.whatsbetter.com/static/images/4320.jpg
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Bodhisattvawannabe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 06:29 am
It isn't really the hamsters' fault. How can they be good, productive employees if their cages are never cleaned?

They reported the breakdown of the conveyor belt that runs under their cages, but no one has shown up to fix this problem. They are now up to their furry little armpits in their own BB's!

Now, some of the wheels will no longer turn as the BB's have made their way into the bearings, creating a cement that has siezed up the mechanism.

The hamsters really miss the squeaking noise made by the wheels. It was their only comfort in a world that is quick to blame them for things beyond their control.

THE HAMSTERS HAVE SUFFERED TOO, GOSH DARN IT!!!
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travelbug
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 07:04 am
farmerman wrote:
hamsters are quite tasty . Like that guinea pig on a stick you get in Chile


mmm, yummy! I love spit roasted Guinea Pig! Andean delicacy.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 04:01 pm
Now is not the time to give in to hamsterrorists! What sort of a signal are we giving to the free world if our attempts at bringing liberaation and democracy to freedom-loving......... wrong speech, sorry.


Anyhows, these are 'workplace reforms', freeing up labor from the tyranny of outdated and tyrannical work practices (ie the practice of NOT putting hamster-drones in blenders). Stay the coursest America and I will leadshipmentize this nation as its dictator...... President.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 04:04 pm
msolga wrote:
... however, I enjoyed the slide show. Smile


Thank you. I find that the technology of 'purty pitchers' instrumental in communicating with my fellow A2Kers.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 04:16 pm
"hamsterrorists".....<LOL>

So THAT'S what happened the last few days!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 04:38 pm
We prefer to think of them as "freedom fighters".
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 04:55 pm
dlowan wrote:
We prefer to think of them as "freedom fighters".


Every damn rodent is part of the 'Underground'. Time for the even BIGGER stick!
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 05:35 pm
dlowan wrote:
If Pondy wants to get to the hamsters, he's gonna hafta go through me

http://www.whatsbetter.com/static/images/4320.jpg


My hero! .. er, heroine? Go Deb! Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 06:25 pm
I got teeth, and I ain't afraid to use 'em...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 06:26 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
dlowan wrote:
We prefer to think of them as "freedom fighters".


Every damn rodent is part of the 'Underground'. Time for the even BIGGER stick!


I am not a rodent.

I am a lagomorph, and you are a higgoramus.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 06:26 pm
http://lorien.sdsu.edu/~carroll/images/arthur.gif
I have these fair knights and their noble king (he's the one not covered in ****), Arthur the King of the Britons. They will sort yon beast out....
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 06:43 pm
<watching anxiously> Will good triumph over evil?

Go wabbit! Laughing
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 07:17 pm
Until I can spot the difference (if any) YOU'RE a rodent, Rodent! Put up yer dukes Sockpuppet!
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 07:19 pm
Hamsterrorists! Laughing I suppose the job is getting too big for hamsters... and we need a bit more power. Maybe, instead of hamsters, we just need a good old fashioned...



















http://www.packersnews.com/photogallery/fan/fan3/images/empacker.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 08:11 pm
Who are you calling a sockpuppet & rodent?????
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 08:11 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, Bill?!?

**ROTFLMAO!**
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 08:16 pm
Yikes - gettin' a bit dangerous 'round here!
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