I'll have to call in Herr Slappy, the Viennese sex therapist.
I didn't know Vaseline was a town in Vienna.
I thought it was in Italy.
No Cav, Vaseline is a country in Italy.
(stumbles in, pants around his ankles, dirt all over his face and clothes)
I was walking home last night, drunk as usual, when these two guys in hooded masks attacked me. They beat me unconscious, and when I woke up I had my pants around my ankles, and some substance, possibly vaseline, all over my ass!
What could this mean?
You musta forgot to tip the bartender at that macho bar you closed.
It wasn't vaseline, buddy, I saw 'em do it, and they didn't use anything for it. The money shot was filmed though...
kickycan wrote:(stumbles in, pants around his ankles, dirt all over his face and clothes)
I was walking home last night, drunk as usual, when these two guys in hooded masks attacked me. They beat me unconscious, and when I woke up I had my pants around my ankles, and some substance, possibly vaseline, all over my ass!
What could this mean?
It means, you are now a girl. Want to go shopping later, KICKYCANETTE?
Don't miss another flirt here kicky.
Cav
He's not himself right now, I wouldn't expect to much from him today.
panzade wrote:No Cav, Vaseline is a country in Italy.
I suppose with Kicky in the state he is in, we should not discuss country matters.
Being a girl and all he is proably dealing with his emotions right now. We should leave the geography lesson for another time.
I wonder...when he wakes up, in which part of his clothing will he find France?
I'll bet he FOUND FRANCE and he's busy right now trying to get rid of him. That's why he is AWOL at the moment.
Oh.... hi, everyone. I just stopped in for a second. I'm looking for my hooded mask. I seem to have misplaced it and thought perhaps it was on this thead.
Carry on.
LOL!
The first five times I tried the game the guy fell over within 4 meters, but then, bang, I got the hang of it and got him across 69 meters. Good thing he crashed there and then, cause by then I was getting a little bored ... not much to see in those Swiss streets, eh?
Much better if it was in Holland.
<reads up>
Damn, I really missed something here eh?
Pan - yeah, but it would really lower people's scores ...
We had one of those spontaneous brawls that breaks out every once in a while here. The Usual Suspects were involved.
