@glitterbag,
He sounds like a used car/snake oil salesman. Just Elect Trump and all your problems will be solved in three quick applications of Executive Orders!
Need a better job? Elect Trump!
Don't like dirty Mexicans? Elect Trump!
Don't like scary Muslims? Elect Trump!
Don't like abortions? Elect Trump!
Want a roaring stock market? Elect Trump!
Want good roads, schools, and a chicken in every pot? Elect Trump!
Want lower taxes? Elect Trump!
He'll put money in your pocket and dinner on the table!
You've got Trouble with a Capital 'T', but Elect Trump and the Wells Fargo Wagon will be a-comin' down the track and we'll have a parade by the end of the day!