Neverending Rap Battle

Marilyn Manson, i dye my hair blue and crew some titties
Michael Jackons, who gon tell me i aint Mike, ass cheeks painted whited

i rhymed about **** today.... literally. true story right here

i ate four pancakes today , story over
went to the bathroom and had 40 floaters

I may sound like an idiot but what's a floater lol

when yo poop floats.

poop floating means you've had a lot of fiber..

correct me if im wrong prof

Lol we call them toppers round these parts aha

ummmmm.......hello
i have returned....DUMBBARS LIVES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where u been I missed those dumbbars

Sounds like something the late, great Bob Marley would write.

MY DRUG TRIP VERSE
alone in my apartment this metamorphasis is awkward
popped six pills i feel like i'm wrought with parkinsons
bleak thinking plus the world has turned into an enemy
i keep thinking weak faith will be my demise spiritually
souls been erased by an entity defined as timeless space
the walls closing in on me the lord has flatlined his grace
i beg forgiveness my better half knows this is careless
increasingly difficult to adapt to a decreasing awareness
the hours stand still or has time been simply devoured
bored so i filled my dog full of acid and white powder
evil minded karma streamed from dreams so subliminal
this trip might not ever end like i looped disputers video
victory is only achieved whenever my eyes are relieved
for now the pink elephant in the room seems to be peeved
at me for sharing needles and being scared of short sleeves
vile thoughts indeed eluding serenity silence brought
abstinence dwarfed so its just snow white pipes and straws
poems formed with foam out the orafice as lips bleed
blitkrieged my senility now fragility leads to misdeeds
the epiphany sent to me warned pen of this lustful angst
lucifer said to me your capture was sweeter than the chase
hell on earth is your fate the hunger for high made it great
mental waste thats food for thought and i saved you a plate
pen stoned to death but i never disgraced the islamic faith
experiencing views of vivid hues in a most psychotic state
furiously scratching skin i need milk for sharper acumen
moods subdued,excuses for drug usage i have mastered them
i feel like downing a bottle bleach and prepare for blast off
or jump from the top floor walk away laughing my ass off
chose the latter major fail now my moms is cradling me
last words to her was this trip was still so amazing to me

Battled a kid today who claims to be a real gangster lol was talking about pullin mad clips on me and lettin the tech spit and how he'll let the strap off so I said this to him

His dick ain't that big that's the only reason he fucks with straps 

Lmfao

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LOL

shot my concience in the head 25 years dead im 24
do the math wrath plus a bloodbath equals plenty more
blow ya dreams out , throat regimes shouts, wit a slit windpipe,
leave dmt seeping on ya floor ,when my ass leaking on ya corpse
cleave these mc’s reeping gone ta morgue ,n my ass speaking on the source
course metaphors metaphysical metamorphosis betta inform moses thorn roses berretta horns holsters
saddle devils shooting looks at this hades sit wit jay z both screaming pay me ,Jesus carrying a cross across screaming blame me, people speaking for allah implementing moral laws tell you to be sophisticated when were born ta raw , ya’ll got it backwards we aint born for war , worn fatigues of siege an gore,you think you born a god , you got it backwards dog , keep barking , learn to bite , follow the pack ,lead the pack, leave the pack , pack a pack with some impact , bleed the rap a thousand lifetimes injustice , believing that wont be leaving that, beefin whacks eating cats meow you are what you eat pussy heard ya’ll run with the herd word letter hieroglyph third eye poet I’s flow it ,telephone wire a liars all thought they run **** ,foot up there ass,fooked up there ass,they aint got one kick or a drumstick, organs snorting endorphins u think u flow lets see your fins,
something smells fishy,sardines or cavier , big mouth bass terd ,
shits floating upper decker ,double decker , big ralph ass squirt
finding nemo in a graphic processor ,
finding coy in a man made pond ,
finding we know mens ecclisesatic ancestor
finding troy in a man made bronze statue
finding pinnocios a boy , gippetos a puppet
bambi killed her mom over beliefs about guns
7 lil dwarves metaphor for stockholm syndrome
Watchin um stock yo income , birth certificate a bank account ,
u bank a ounce they bank a pound
When the money hit the ground pennies don’t make a sound
u try ta bounce ,they take ya down
clip ya wings , clips a kings , queens , regimes,pill feens , ill teens ,in the mainstream
poison in the water mass hysteria , lets kill the bacteria, and eat yogurt , sleep go work
they tried taking pens outta pens so u couldn’t write ya rights ,
they just want you to fight n right ya wrongs ,u just wanna live ya life n light a bong
u think ur invincible invisible individuals fade in residual ,stain ur iris ,brains eyelids when we getcha
what you know about seshing with aggression resting with depression f’n with karma , deaths ya bestfriend always wants to a make a killing , I wanna make a billion , he wanna forsake thyne children , spine chilling ,pull ya exo out the cryo chamber ,I know anger on a first name basis pyro flamer yup im so gay , 50’s style happy , roswell smiles at me , never live the calf dream , caffeine, café ,sip some more bull piss , bull **** , hands up pinnocios ass trying to pull **** ,woodchips and slivers, silver lineing surfer ,superb suburb, Subs Herb,smoke rappers wrap rappers in smoke after ask rappers is that dope give um a half pepsi half cocaine , a half mc half dopebrain , a half empty and a half full , a half orange half apple , half horple half appange ,a half aderol half alcohol,a half lion half eagle , a half a people half assed peter griffins listin sittin in the kitchen, 16 halfs still only a half pound , scales a justices say your only half as down homie ,

Guess what his response to that was lol

im a gangsta ?

He said this exactly lol "**** you dats da only good line u had" so I said "score must be 1 nothing then" lololol he just left

and yo SHUTDOWN where did u go on facebook ??? I CANT FIND YOU

Mappin a dream

Like a map route I layed out 3 verses all different from eachother symbolizing 3 routes I take all with a similar destination (topic)


Verse 1
I'm on the route to make a difference but I'm bad with directions 
I'll laugh in your sessions yet I'm considered crap no exceptions? 
barely started this **** but they see my Demise and they love it 
The map to my rap career is a coke head lines are abundant 
My rhymes are just nothin on this scenic detour 
One fan I'm like bingo dawg cuz I ain't ever scene it before 
Dreaming of a brighter future Cleaning out this writer sewer 
Me leavin with no mic is futile
Screamin bout ya fights ain't crucial
Everyone of you rappers suck y'all are crap so just leave 
I may not be there yet but I'm right here mappin the dream
 I'm on my way to the top yo on the mic this kid drops threats 
Im on the road of success and ain't seen a pit stop yet 


verse 2
Where am I going?I really don't know What direction am I takin 
 Why is my income is 100% less than what ya makin 
Double the skill half the age u spit for minutes I rap for days 
Map the way its the road my writtens paved
All going the same place but took a different way 
Why do They think it's all about bitches mayn
Encrypted slang And killin gangs 
Hip hop Is all about expression Bringing new **** to the game to get across your message 
It's not about who's gonna be a muphukin legend 
Your supposed to make a difference in every session 
But now it's all about presidents, benjamins, just let me spit 
Quit talkin all these excrements cuz I'm Here to end the **** 
All these drugged out rappers just be killin our wisdom 
This industry is lackin vitamins let get some milk in the system 


Verse 3 
I hate the rap game your wack names you got our minds contorted  
U say your real cuz of your background i aint buyin your **** 
Sayin you did such dirty stuff dealin wit crimes and that court **** 
Plenty of people do that **** it don't make your lines more important 
Some homeless people lived that life and learned a fricken lesson 
That crack and smack dealin ain't somethin for a kid to mess wit 
But you look at these rappers who did that like a livin legend 
Then pass by a man in the slums and won't look for a single second 
I guess y'all muphukas really don't know what importance is 
if these drugged out rappers are Heros why the city's poor as **** 
Oh I get it u lost options so u chose to idolized a false profit 
Well I'm tryin to bring the connection back like a call droppin 
Kick your pedistal till you fall off it I really won't stand for this 
You don't deserve my applause u guys can't even rap for ****
If that makes me a hater i dont care cuz I fuckin hate all of you 
**** you candy rappers and all the faggots that follow you 

had to take it down for a few professor,,,she is still in and out,,they dont know why she keeps getting stomach pains,,,i had too many people nosy people inboxing me,,i have to take care of this,,will be back soon,,thanx man

is she pregnant ?????

in the darkest corner of the universe ,grew a flower made of pure photons , it could be seen from every galaxy, one day a young astronaught thought if he turned his engines to full and went through the blanket of gamma particles he would be able to quantum leap ,to within two par secs of this marvelous wonder , as he did a strange amazing thing happened another flower grew in the universe its twin except the first flower was blue and this one red , when he arrived at the first flower , he was filled with joy an compassion an overwhelming sense of peace n harmony , his tears crystalized in his space suit , he stayed for what felt an eternity consumed by happiness , as he turned back towards home , he saw the second flower for the first time , something inside him urging him to view this 2nd flower but asking himself , was this flower there the whole time? , did he have to travel light years to see it and recognize its beauty , he turned back to the 1st flower and realized he was home . for the first time in years ...

Michael Dugas Calgary Canada Copywrite