Neverending Rap Battle

That's where all my inspiration comes from

Can someone get on soundcloud and show these bitches some real rap....

whitey all i gotta say

my junk takes a bath when i take a ****

Tinychat I meant lol but my junk drowns when I'm pissing.....

A Funny Freestyle Off The Top of My Head

[Verse]
My flow is like a tidal wave, that blows you like a live grenade
Throw it in the sky and bid goodbye to all your family
Bye, Renee! Bye, Greta! Bye, James! Bye, Bernay!
You're about to fly away, hope you had a nice-a day
What're you gonna do now that you're stuck
between a rock and a hard place? You've found yourself fucked
like a Crip blissfully strutting through a Blood neighborhood
and has found himself surrounded by a couple of wolves
The little pig has walked into a ditch
And now he's crying his little eyes out like a little bitch
He said, "I got an idea! I'll whip out my midget dick
and swing it just like a swinger with all of the bitchy chicks!"
So he pulls it out
and lets that thang swang like Beanie Sigel's chain
when it swangs back and forth like a grandfather clock
Yes, he lets it swing up and down, round and round and round it goes
Stroke it 'til it's harder than a banana bunch
The wolf cub asked his big Dad, "What's for lunch?"
And the Daddy said, "You're looking at it, man, chomp him up.
Mow his ass, cut him up. Dig in his glands, rough him up.
Into the pan he goes, we're having a ham sandwich for brunch.
The bacon with the fat in it will fatten us up
until the next day that we head out to the land for a hunt."
That has got to be the longest metaphor spat
I should get my name down in the records for that
In the Guinness World Records for
the "Longest Ass Motherfucking Metaphor Rapped By An Autistic Child"
And let the audience wow, crack a wonderful smile
Let the mothers take their bras off, make the fathers go wild
I'm seeing lions, bears and tigers roar for a mile
I'm in an animal cage, an ape with venomous rage
He wasn't fed all his grapes, now the gorilla's enraged
Making everybody's hair stand up on their little face
It's the Ill and he's Straight, and the kid's inhumane
even though he's human and always has been since he was a babe
And by "babe", I mean "baby", like an infant that's raised
by his mother who feeds him little drops of milk every day

yeah you are right

first thing is i will tell about me first and if you read it so read it if you dont want it just miss this ****

first at all im just a kid who lost his everything except his life and people call me as RC...

my dad was a soldier and he was past away in the war and my mum left me in grand ma home and she hate me lot coz she never like to see ma dad... she told me that ma face just like ma dad. somehow when i went to the school kids in ma age just laughing at me coz they knw that ma mum leave me and ma dad is dead

knw one care about me all the teachers are yelling at me just like "The Proffecer and other dudes in this place" im not good at english but i know hindi panjabi sinhala tamil and lil bit sinsa

i left ma school and ma grand ma home i sick that bitch coz she always blame to ma dad he is a real hero to ma country but not to ma grand ma she hate him

i just need to know how to rap just like you guys doing... why you guys yelling to a kid who is 16 years old why are you shouting

i just come to this place not for fighting if there is any one person who love to teach me how to rap please teach me

coz now im selling news papers as a job i just read about lots of things but not in english english is not my language so its hard to me just like you guys aint understand ma country words

when i get some money so i come to this place and write something some days i dont take my foods coz i save those money to spend to the internet cafe and crash to this site... all my try is be a guy just like you...

i dont have a mum or dad or anyone... sometimes i think if ma dad is alive so i never visit to this site and i never wanna here you ppl yelling to ma face just like this...

you know what man... i dont know are you guys black or white i just came to this place to be a guy just like yo... i need to show those ppl who laughing at me ( in the school and i need to show ma grand ma and that bitch who was my ma ) that i can do something that they never can do...

so please i asking from you ppl as a bro please help me...

if you have a heart if you have a kindness to someone who need help
far away from your home just to get up
i never wanna give up...

i knw im a kid
but some day i will be grow up...

yeah my words are funny and silly so after you read you can laugh for that

hahaha yeah.... keep laughing

but i never cry for that... yeah you can laugh me coz i dont know your language

yeah if someone saw in ma county what i was typed in ma last post they will laugh for your replies trust me....

i send those to you not for yelling but for understanding
what is ma problem

ma problem is the language i try to learn it...

yeah you ppl are great great than snoop dog 50 cent 2 pac and eminem and all those guys

yeah you ppl are great but....

y yo ppl cant help someone who need help... y you guys always try to be super man

coz you already a super man all of you so i just asking from you please give me a help i try to read all of your post some words are very hard to understand but i read em till i finish my money in ma pocket

so times out for me now

im out of credit so come to see how you ppl laughing at a poor kid who never saw his dad.... good buy bros

lil kid who you wanna slap his face

RC

man how about a batlle

yo MCE- double...
guess yo talking about me
thanx yo...
can i ask you something please?
can you teach me how to rap... your words are great i like it...
i guess if i have a family but no i aint....
i hope to be good at english i try to learn those words and how to use em
i try to talk in english but there is know one to talk in ma place i stay in a store room some one who gave me those papers to sell em
when i walking on the streets i try to rap but i cant say those words
but i try to make something and i send this for you spending ma last cent
i save this cent to eat something in the morning but i dont want it
if someone who can help me to learn those words and how to spell em
i dont want to eat i can drink water its good man
some days i dont have anything except water so its ok... when the man (Rukmal - he is the one who gave me those news papers he is ma boss) is when to his home town i just stay in corner of the street and do you know how much cold is there...
those nights i just looking at the sky and wondering to be a ******* rap singer
but without words and rhythm how can i be a rapper...
i dont know i just type those words thats all
some times i cant understand what are you ppl talking about.... its just like jsjsjsjsjkasjdlajsdlaldjajdlajd to me
but seems its cool so i love to learn it
i know its hard to learn and i know if you try to teach me it in this place
other ppl will laughing at you... so its ok
i can understand you bro...

by the way... you rap is great man... keep going... i wish if i had a bro just like you... to learn how to rap but its in ma draem... without mum and dad where can i get a bro except ma ******* dreams...

HaVe A nIcE tImE fOr AlL oF yOu......

people say im cold as ice, nah not this
im hot as piss, imma moddest dick with a lot cockiness
so dont tell me what i am, assholes i control that
make ya look like a fool, like you were wearin an Astros throwback
so you couldnt dish me beef even if ya worked at the Texas Roadhouse
so shut the **** up and let me start clenchin throats now
you know you cross a line when ya tell me to tone down
drop kick ya legs, fall to the ground, pull ya droors down and expose ya like you're a whore now
im bored now, so i loaned out, a hand, ya bones are about, to snap
when lift your hind legs and they get in the fan blades
i shatter these so called fly rappers and damn dames
so i find me a, tyga, ditch my reefer
find that jiz khalifa and then FINE(d) me a MISDEAMENOR
attacked one more time this time is a HOMOside
hey franklin how bout ya find ya self another faggot
parasail where the ocean is cum back stuck together with open lips, holey ****!

http://dopehooks.com/

the left collumn. the beat is called cold as ice. sample by foreigner

alright homie - if ur challenging you myswell go first

my 1st tip of advice MOVE TO CANADA

where your living sounds pretty rough

number 2 - evreyone here is a community , just ask an we will be happy to tell ...

Imma be real with you for a moment RC in not hatin this is the truth you need to hear it


Well for 1 I find it very strange u wrote that whole thing in English when u don't speak it

How is anyone supposed to know about your past

Don't sit submerging yourself in self pity go out and do something about it

Everyone has a past nobody here was tryin to make fun of it WERE RAPPERS u think rappers don't have a past? I watched my dad try to kill himself multiple times and I've watched my mom almost die in front of me and im only 15 but I'm not coming on here parading it around like a sob story listen to prof that muphuka got some hard ass stories but it's the PAST we move on

I have a quote I want you to live by "the night is always darkest before the dawn"

Think about that

Now if rapping is what u wanna Learn look at the muphukin site prof me anyone is always willing to help an mc who wants to learn

Your first lesson don't go to mce for help he sucks any real rapper can tell that just by looking at his lyrics

Holla back

i can understand where you're coming from..

but the ONLY reason we were "yelling" at you was cause you were acting like you were the "best" so to speak. rappers DO need to have at least an ego but they way you presented yourself was just straight up arrogant. we dont know **** about your past, so how would we be making fun of it? and i dont know about that english thing you said, cause you typed that pretty good. be real homie. realness gets you along way, not just in rap, but in life. im not sayin that what you said wasnt real, but im as a tip, be real, be true. i mean sure, sometimes in lyrics you can fake some things as long as you use show that you know you're "fooling" around. i can give you tips on being a lyricist, prof can, whitey can, and ill can. but if you want to persue and a career as an mc, you gotta make it happen.... so if you want me to, hmu on messaging, i'll be more than happy to help you write "good" lyrics. there was never hate from me to. it was just the way you came off.

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/the-roots-cover-2


check it out mang , i think u'll enjoy it .......


Holla some Feedback

This is the beat I wrote too for the money song let me know if u wanna do it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkhewLsOVcc&list=FLoViEkuu3rN9hslm_iOx6JA&index=4&feature=plpp_video

And here's my lyrics

Money money presidents money money Benjamin's money money excrements money money lets me spit money money dinero money money scare flows money money hapiness money money lack of it money money all seeing eye money money cause the demise money money lost in the sky money money talks and you cry money money louder? Money money coward money money power? money money router 
People say money provides hope they lied though I grind slow mind blown but still I know that I'm dope 
Money can get you a bitches phone number 
But money don't make people respect what u told others 
Are u heaven seekers or devil sneakers 
Metal streamers rebel speakers were special creatures 
We have several features that allow us to do anything we want in life 
So why's that green piece of paper makin us think we got to fight 


Chorus x2
Everyone in the struggle to hustle to get a taste of life's riches
Then we all blame the money while we lay in life's ditches 
It was our choice we can control our urges 
We must live life to the fullest before they close our curtains 

mmmmmm. that was saxy.

what'd you record that on? i like the double tracks.

"then you started jackin off to eachother" aahhahahha

i like the beat too. the roots are nastay.

you master this track?

that was on your computer was it?

I owe it all to the landing strip

hey thanx about it bros...
i never thought you guys are such a kindness to me this much... my past is true.. but i said it to you coz all of you yelling at me... yeah i know what i was said just like try to battle with you in ma old post... but i aint mean to battle i take those words from your own post...
i just wannt to now how you ppl do this... wow it was cool man... i dont worry about ma past... it was a knight mare to me so i never wanna talk about it... i know all yo ppl got a past somes are good and somes are bad...
its ok so i will come tonight to see you guys with a lil rap that i was create
just tell me what are the places that i did wrong & what are the mistakes in that thing that i try to tell from it...just like that...

i think yo ppl help me to be good just like you... thanks yo... yo know what... now im crying man...

i dont know why these tears coming from ma eyes.. but i feel that i got a family too now... a most special family that no one have in the world man...

i feel that i got a family to give me a hand and talk with me... even if i never saw them... but they always KIT with me... thanx for yo all...

lil white ass kid

RC

ps..
thanx for everything guys... i thought all of you laughing at me and put me out in this plays... i never thought you ppl come to help me... thanx so much yo

Except Bambi every word of his lyrics is a true story